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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 6 Nov, 2016 @ 9:49pm

Well, what can I say. I purchased this game under the thought that it would be just another cringey game. But as soon as I opened the game I felt a growth in my crotch area. Ever since then, there has not been a night in which I have not ejaculated while racing a purple hippo.
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Vibe Inspector 28 Nov, 2016 @ 6:21am 
And yet you only have 0.5hrs on record.... sad