EXT. PACIFIC OCEAN - NIGHT

DUKE cries out as he dives into the crap.
He lets himself float up through the silvery bubbles...

DUKE AND GONZO FLOAT BEATIFICALLY IN THE GLOWING, SHIMMERING
MOONLIT CRAP PILE.

DUKE (V/O)
Our crap was different. It was to
be a classic affirmation of
everything right and true in the
national character; a gross,
physical salute to the fantastic
possibilities of life in this
country. But only for those with
true grit...