I'm the scout who missed you six times at point blank range. I'm the pyro who couldn't reflect in a mirror. I'm the Soldier who just cannot let W go on a rocket jump. I'm the demoman who does zero damage with the stickies, misses every grenade and then random crits you with a bottle, only to step on my last grenade. I'm the heavy who is dead before the spin up finishes. I'm the engineer who always sentry jumps into the path of the sniper's bullet. I'm the medic you think is going to save the push who ♥♥♥♥♥ up the uber timing. I'm the sniper who missed that bodyshot on your afk team mate. I'm the spy who missed you six times at point blank range from behind.

I'm the reason the others abandon when I join a MM beta team. I'm kills 30-2500 on your aussie rocket launcher. I'm the pubstompee.

It's been six and a half years for me and I love TF2.

Edit - 26-11-2020 - Could do with getting the bots blocked.

Edit - 22-11-2023 - Bots still an issue, but somewhat lessened.

Edit - 16-06-2024 - Bots just terrible again. And human cheaters. C'mon Valve, sort it out. Leaving as recommended as MvM still works pretty good if you ignore the toxic players.