I live in a CIA prison. A neighbour runs my prison. In prison, the neighbour tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I fantasised about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sisters wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my ♥♥♥♥. From 1998-2003, I fantasised about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're neighbours. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7 years old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I say 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA neighbour on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought I was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked eachothers ♥♥♥♥♥. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched ♥♥♥♥♥ to each other's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

What do we do all day?

We beat the neighbour because the neighbour cannot understand what a random number is.

We beat the neighbour because the neighbour thinks the brain does timer tongues.

We beat the neighbour because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.