Hey stranger,

nice that you found your way to my little Steam profile. Actually one of my two steam profiles For some reason (VAC *cough*) I like to hang out on this steam account as well. You're probably here because you found me either on a project Ideal-Hosting [ideal-hosting.de] is involved or one of the other things I'm doing on the internet. Feel free to check out my website at http://german-hoeffner.net/ where you can find other projects I'm involved as well as contact details. Short FAQ below, because I keep getting asked...

Why is your Steam Level so high?
Thanks to Kevin who invested a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of time. It was a fun project, seriously - steam level doesn't matter kids

Why are you VAC banned?
Because I ate Salami Pizza. No seriously, what's up with that question? What answer do you expect? (p.s. I've been involved in GAC (Garry Anti-Cheat) as well as the anti-cheat system for Rust. I think to fight cheating you need to know your enemy... uhm.... )

I heard you are a nice/good/cool/uncool/bad guy! Why is that?
Good question. I think opinions about me are very controversial - it's like that IOS/Android thing. Or Windows and Linux. Either you love it or you hate it. (Ok, let's be serious - thanks for all the support I've received troughout the community!)

Can I add you to Steam?
Sure, but contact me via mail/jabber/... before. I currently have 300 pending invites - so I will most likely miss yours if you've never contacted me before.


Did you really just read all of this? Wow man, you're a crazy guy.