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If you believe that you have seen Donald Trump defecating on your lawn, rest assured the above is the reason, unless you do not have a clear image of Mr. Trump in the act. If you do not have a clear and verifiable image of Donald Trump defecating on your lawn, then Mr. Donald Trump declares that all such claims are "ridiculous, absurd, childish nonsense".

Donald Trump feels it would be inappropriate and even speciesist to force his rectal Chihuahua to suffer the indignity of being subjected to human restroom practices, and so, when at home on his large New York estate, Mr. Trump enjoys dropping trow at outdoor lunches and dinners and relieving himself just feet from the dinner table so that conversations with guests need not be interrupted. 

The chances of survival for Mr. Trump without replacement of the deceased Chihuahua with a living one would be somewhere between ten and twenty percent.

As a result, Mr. Trump has undergone a procedure once about every decade, except in emergency situations such as the "Spanky" incident, which I will not go into here, to introduce a new Chihuahua puppy into his rectum. Of course, the smaller size of the puppy's head makes this procedure far less problematic than it would be if an adult dog were insisted upon. The increased probable lifespan is another benefit to the use of younger dogs.

Donald Trump was in a horrible bicycling accident in 1975. As a result of this accident, a Chihuahua became lodged headfirst in Donald Trump's rectum. Veterinarians feared that it would be impossible to remove the dog without causing either its death or severe disfigurement to Mr. Trump.

Therefore, Donald Trump allowed the creature to remain with him until the end of its natural life. After the passing of the Chihuahua, it was removed from Mr. Donald Trump's body, but it was found in an examination conducted prior to the procedure that Mr. Trump's system had adapted to the condition of having a Chihuahua at the point of termination of his digestive tract to the extent that removal would result in constant excruciating pain which would not respond to treatment, with a high probability of infection and hemorrhage.

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