Recent reviews by Unnamed Hyena

Amazing of a ride, the game sections elevated the intensity, but weren't impossible, only felt like it or atleast gave a huge level of anxiety.

Loved this.

Bruh do you think I even remember my PSN account? I'm not exactly gonna go out of my way to figure it out.


P.S. The Automatons were right about you all.


Edit: lmao get ♥♥♥♥ sony. changing this to positive

I shot a soviet soldier, dressed in his bloody uniform and tricked his friends long enough to mow them down. Neat.

Graphics shown on steam page is no longer accurate to what's available in game's current state.

Devs downgraded the graphics to incorporate grossplay with Oculus Quest; essentially making this game have graphics on par with a mobile game.
Worse is that their solution to the negativity is allowing PC players to just revert back to 1.7 in a beta branch, but like... does that mean we're stuck playing 1.7 forever? Will updates to the mobile phone version be ported to the old graphics? I doubt it.

Thanks Downpour for pulling the rug out under us. Seeing the mobile graphics on PC, I would not have bought this product.

Downloaded the beta to talk ♥♥♥♥ about it. Had fun instead.
Bought the game, still having fun. ♥♥♥♥ you Konami.

Hackers in every damn match. Server maintenance that occurs for american servers at 8 pm cst. Weather added and removed.

What the hell are these devs doing.

10/10 its okay


Edit: After owning this game since release, seeing every update pushed, AND finally seeing the publisher ruin the modding community, I no longer recommend this.

Every update pushed is with the sole motivation to sell one more shark card (real world money for in game currency). There is no reason for this other than to continue having this game print more money.

In a private session with friends, you can't change how the game works. It's a step back from Grand Theft Auto 4 which allowed session customization such as police existance, traffic density, weapon drops, etc. Even overlooking that, in game where you play a criminal, there sure is alot of rules that counter the game's theme. High end and 'novelty' cars can't be stolen, they must be purchased. You pay for other players vehicle insurance when you destroy it.

2/10 Buy a Sharkcard™ today!

7/10 still don't like soccer

Can't corner the dornier

FOR AGATHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA