Grand Theft Auto "'V" is probably the worst game I have played in my life. This ga(y)me was probably made over the course of a weekend, fueled by day drinking and DMT. The story is about Frank and his gang of gundam warriors trying to invade Voltrons hideout in Michigan. Like how. The controls are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken. They removed Down B so now I cant even shine properly. The gay orgy scenes were way too short, the director was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron. The whole plot revolves around Trevor getting a new hat, and it's not even cotton. Michael doesn't even have a character, like, he's on the box but not in the game, I don't know. You c'ant eat, or kamikaze. Also the police have back acne. (BacKnee). There's only 4 songs in the whole game, and they're all just Ed Sheeran Gun Syncs. As for the guns, they're actually decent, but I don't like the way the reload animations look. Looks like a homeless man farting but then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by mistake. It's just awkward.
The girls don't exist. There's no uplifting message about friendship like in San Andreas, which made me feel incredibly medcially sad. The most glaring issue, however, is that the game is a complete rip-off of "Yeezus", which is probably my favorite movie of all time. C'ockstar.

In summary, Grand Theft Auto 2 is horrible and you shouldnt buy it

if you want a real game, go play "Skyscraper Simulator"

0/10