Eighteen years ago the Argead King Alexandros III died suddenly in Babylon at the age of thirty-two. In the five years preceding his death, his continuing military successes had reshaped the world as known to the Greeks; his empire stretching, uninterupted, from Egypt to the Indus .
The suddenness of Alexandros's early death, and his lack of a chosen successor, sent shockwaves through the hierarchy of satraps and generals who attended him, splintering his empire into elements ruled by these potentates, styled as the 'Diadochi' .
For many years, they and their successors have been locked in a bitter struggle over the future of the empire, drawing all nations within their sphere of influence into the conflict. The wars of the Diadochi will surely continue; perhaps it is up to the Antigonid Kingdom to decide how they will end.
The die is cast.

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Hello good sir. Here is a list of essential nutrients that are the key to a balanced diet. I am humbly requesting that you conduct research for me. Please make sure you are getting your necessary daily intake of:
Magnesium
Calcium
Carbohydrates
Protein
Water
Fat
Vitamin
Vitamin D
Iron
Vitamin B12
Copper
Potassium
Vitamin A
Chromium
Phosphorus
Sodium
Vitamin C
Vitamin E
Vitamin K
B6
Chloride
Iodine
Zinc
Thiamine





If the experiment is successful, then you should finally be able to stop being such an incel.

-Yours Truly, That Guy.
(With Love)

Everybody, please give a warm round of applause to this man who saved me. Yay. YAYYYY. Thank you so much, GenericName. You're so brave and handsome. When you're a hero, you're a hero.

Let's all form a line in front of you so we can get on our knees and gurgle your balls. Because you're a hero. You're so selfless. Thank you so much for doing all of this for us, even though we never asked you to. Even though I didn't ask you to save my life. Even though I was perfectly happy laying there, laying there in the dark, feeling the light fade away like a little birdie looking at the stars and saying, "I'm ready. I'm ready, take me away."

-rep doesn't hit his protein goals

-rep cries over slurs