Recent reviews by Clarke

This is something that comes along once in a blue moon, and takes up forever residence in your memories.

Absolutely beautiful, and hard to get through. Highly recommended for an unforgettable hour of storytelling.

Oof.

The absolute pinnacle Survivor title that constantly delivers more and more, the deeper into the endgame you get. Do yourself a favor and just follow the unlocks list to really cut into this massive game. There is just so much to discover, and I can't rate it high enough.

This game made a 2 hour train journey into nothing at all as I got fully absorbed into the wonderful cozyness of this experience. The sound, visuals and tactile controls all work wonderfully to give just over an hour of lovely gameplay. Really did give me a brain rest and a nice little experience.

The only sad part is that it ends. I would have happily played this for hours more.

Excellent full edition of the game. Runs flawlessly on a godly PC and looks stunning in ultrawide. Excellent PC port of a stunning game.

This game runs terribly on even upper mid tier rigs. It has horrible optimisation, doesn't even begin to run properly on the steam deck. It plays like a powerpoint presentation even with everything turned onto lowest settings. It is in desperate need of a lot of optimisation.

Shame too as the game is actually really fun. Played it at EGX on what I can only assume was a computer from Mars because it was silky smooth 60FPS.

Excellent bullet heaven game. Can't help but wonder why this isn't already a Pokémon game, but this one really is great fun to play.

Smooth gameplay on the Steam deck, and great core loop. Very moorish and nice steady unlock flow. Of course needs work but it's great so far.

Extremely good little chill game. Spent the last hour tinkering with the controls on the steam deck and unlocking all the cool bits. Built a great city similar to Blade Runner and then spent ages tinkering with everything make it feel perfect.

Simple, intuitive and very relaxing to play, and after a little jank, works great on the deck too.

Highly recommended.

Played this at WASD London, added it to my wishlist immediately. It's weird, but within about 5 mins of playing it will completely hook you.

It's a game about small moments and lovely things happening. It's such a charming little thing, filled with whimsy and joy and constantly makes me laugh out loud.

Offers little moments of peace, joy and laughter constantly and for someone like myself who is neuro-diverse, it really does quiet the noisy part of my brain and gives me those little breather moments I need when playing any videogame.

This game is a real gem, don't miss it.

This game is far far too early to be launched. Graphically it is terrible, looks like an Unreal asset flip, the spell effects are so poorly done, the sound is abysmal and the overall package is a complete mess.

The game also eats RAM like crazy, performs sub 20 FPS and grinds to a halt when the same 30 Skeletons stack up. I am running on a PC that runs Overwatch on max settings with 60FPS and no hitches, but it can't run this game. This is a terribly made product.

Highly not recommended to buy, it feels like a scam. There is no way anyone reviewing this gave it more than a 3 out of 10. The positive reviews must be fake.

Could not recommend this game less if you paid me to. AVOID

Considering it costs under £5, this is massive bang for your buck. It delivers the brain turned off gameplay we crave from the Bullet Heaven/VSurvivor genre. Lovely graphics and beautiful spells tickle the monkey brain enough to feel rewarding, and the unlocks and exp bars constantly need filling to unlock new things.

There is a deep progression system which is very grindy and slow but there if you want to slowly carve into it, and the upgrade mechanics are a little unclear as after 10+ hours I still don't know how to actually fuse a weapon, but I am enjoying it for what it is and absolutely perfect on the Steam Deck.

If you like Vampire Survivors, this is almost a carbon copy of it, only with polished graphics and VFX.