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20XX-1337 gaben stole my memes
Come to the table
I'll tell you a fable.
Of Berning Love, under the sea.
Another of Chris
I'm glad to say this.
And of course, you know he will squee

Silly to think it was over
All the smut and indecent exposure.
You the reader, our wonderful friend
Are about to get some closure.

Chris found Bernie’s letter,
And set himself free.
A victim of venomous fate
He began to drift
In the continental rift
Like the election of 2008.

Lost at sea, our poor Chris was.
Floating away, into the night
Starving, near dead, he floated ahead
But he wouldn't go without a fight