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145.2 hrs on record
I recommend but because its a fun racing game in general, not because its a good rally sim.
They had the official WRC license.
They had the budget.
They had the cars, the names, the tracks.
They are Codemasters, for crying out loud. We expected a lot more, we expected that they at least will understand what the majority wants.

And yet…
WRC dropped, and the rally community was like:
"Cool game, but nah, I’m going back to Richard Burns Rally."
Yes. A 20-year-old game.

Why?
Because rally fans aren’t your average Sunday gamers.
We’re sim freaks. Masochists.
We want to FEEL every bump, every weight shift, every inch of gravel like our life depends on it.
And Richard Burns Rally still delivers that better than anything else out there.

It's brutally hard, incredibly rewarding, and just the right amount of jank to feel real.
You don’t just play RBR. You train for it.

Codemasters had a chance to bridge the gap between sim and polish.
Instead, they played it safe because EA and investors, big budget is what killed their game really, its interesting.
Looks pretty. Drives soft.

TL;DR:
WRC had the gear, but forgot the soul.
Meanwhile, we’re still bleeding on Finnish stages in a 2004 masterpiece.

Rally sims are the weirdest ♥♥♥♥ ever.
Posted 13 July.
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26.2 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
“Oblivion Remastered: Now with 200% More Brown”

Review by a nostalgic vampire who forgot sunscreen.


✅ Animations? Still feel like everyone’s gliding through an existential crisis.
✅ Got vampired again, died from the sun, didn’t realize why ‘til it was too late. 10/10 experience.
✅ YES—I finally got my damn horse armor. Dreams do come true in this economy.

But honestly, there’s still nothing like exploring an Elder Scrolls world. No hand-holding, no glowing arrows telling you where to go—just pure wandering. Sometimes you stumble on treasure, sometimes it’s just a wet sock in a cave. But that randomness? That’s what makes it special.

Graphics? Nice enough. Runs well. Could’ve been more, but hey—it’s not Starfield.
Animations are janky for 2025, but mods will save us.
Sound’s been polished, voices crisped up (probably AI-touched), but nothing too soulless.

Is it worth the price? Meh. It’s Bethesda. We knew they’d charge premium nostalgia tax. Still, it hits the spot.

8.5/10 — Would slide through Cyrodiil and roast under the sun again like a confused goth kid.
Posted 22 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Imagine waking up hungover on a flying science van, Earth’s gone to ♥♥♥♥, and your only mission is to vibe in the clouds and not die of dehydration or terminal loneliness.

✅ Build, scan, grow weird plants.
✅ Accidentally open airlocks mid-flight.
✅ Realize your only friend is a UV lamp.

Peaceful, eerie, and weirdly addictive.
Basically Raft, but it vapes clouds.
8.5/10 — would crash again into some ex-office drone’s sky-high tombstone.
Posted 16 April.
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30 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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1.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
“Bloom Simulator 2025”

Honest Review from a veteran.

If Valheim and a paintbrush had a baby during a DLSS overdose—this would be it.

Imagine Valheim, but someone cranked the bloom so hard the entire screen turned into a watercolor fever dream. DLSS just lubes it up to the point where the image ain’t crispy anymore—it’s suggested. Like your GPU's wearing glasses smeared with butter.

Gameplay? Generic AF. Nothing you haven’t seen 15 early access titles ago.
Average voice acting? ✅
Obligatory quirky Scottish guy in the trailer? ✅
Fortnite-lite graphics that scream “we’re playing it safe for the next 50 years”? ✅
Sound design that exists? ✅
Color palette screaming “Breath of the Wild was cool, right?” ✅

It’s like the devs fed Midjourney a Pinterest board and said “make it cozy.”
Honestly? Just go play Enshrouded or Valheim if you want soul and systems that matter. This one’s a 6.2/10 from me, dawg.

Also, with this art style… I deadass can’t tell what’s AI and what’s not. That’s not “aesthetic,” that’s existential dread.
Posted 16 April. Last edited 16 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
This is awesome. Me and some of my guys were talking how this game would be amazing if it had a mode for 12 players, where you have a team of 3-4 players, every team starts from scratch and fights for dominance, territory control etc. Omg...
Posted 7 April.
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5.8 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Sick, love it. It seems easy when you start, once you upgrade your maps ( yes you can upgrade maps too)
it gets crazy.
Posted 14 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.5 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
This looks and plays like you are playing Skyrim on LSD.

Solid game, beautiful graphics, solid optimisation, def what we need more of is high fantasy fps rpg genre.
Its nothing ground breaking its just a good game. Period.
Posted 19 February.
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174.4 hrs on record (41.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
BEST LOGIN SCREEN IN MY LIFE.

The rain is so smooth, the music is just amazing..

I smashed the Login button it was the best gameplay ever.

Edit: Its great, nice combo of souls like with ARPG with some path of exile. Its def not path of exile one, but there are many elements in it. WSAD movement is a great welcoming addition, love every second of fights and moving around, avoiding all boss attacks etc.

For now doing a lore run still, will update later.
Posted 6 December, 2024. Last edited 11 December, 2024.
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94.3 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Its 100% STALKER

Yes, its was a rocky launch but the performance will be fixed.

i9, 4070ti, 32gb ram installed on SSD, runs around 90-120 fps depending on how heavy the effects are. DLLS on Balance, Frame Generation on and everything on Epic.
Posted 20 November, 2024.
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3.6 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising is that you?

Awesome game. Can't wait for full release.
Posted 19 November, 2024.
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