Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword
You cannot afford, 'ford
'Ford my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent

No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca-ca-ca-canna, canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword

Once I hit the floorboards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write-off

Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?
Ha!

I can swing my sword one time
I can swing it up and down
I can swing it round and round
Swing, swing, swing, swing

I can swing my sword two times
I can swing it left and right
I can swing it side to side
Swing, swing, swing, swing

I can swing my sword, sword
'Cause I am the lord, lord
Lord of diamond swords

Shut up!
Give it! Give me the sword!
(No, no, it's mine)
(It's mine) no, no
Shut up!
(I'll see you in court)
Alright!