This is unironically the dumbest mf I've ever had the displeasure of speaking to, do not recommend

do NOT ask him to tie your shoes, i havent gotten the stain out its been months

hi
ok

tofu isnt mid
tf2 isnt mid
chris isnt mid
sex

I've waited 12 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours for you to respond, no reply. What, am I not important enough? Am I too 'lame' of a guy? Oh, or is the party too fun? Or are you just having too much sucking shaggy ♥♥♥♥♥ and contracting Chlamydia every 2 seconds to notice? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you disgust me, no appreciation for actual good people.

I'm sick and tired of being called 'beta' or being called a 'simp'. I give girls all my time because they need it. They're fragile and weak utter ♥♥♥♥♥ that shouldn't even exist. All they do is take your heart and break it, maybe because they're heartless monsters themselves. I ask you to be home by 8 PM every day, and on Saturday I even made it 9 PM, and you suddenly stop responding? How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ungrateful can you be? Dumb ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ generous, I should've made it 6 PM! I'm a nice guy, I work a nice job, and this is the ♥♥♥♥ I get? ♥♥♥♥ you.