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Thank you for the wonderful poetry.

These two are like yin and yang. Water and fire. Earth and air.

Dark and light.

It's not so simple as, they cannot exist without one another, but rather that they are one another. They exist on opposite sides of the same coin and cannot be seen together unless that coin is spinning, and then, only in glimpses of post nut clarity.

Please don't report me to Tumblr staff for putting this on your dash. It can stay our little secret.

Futanari and omegaverse are like literary cousins.

Honestly, you could almost call them symbolic pornographic sisters.

Women want men to have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, men want women to have ♥♥♥♥♥. Both ideas are inescapably homosexual, queer in some way, defying what could be considered the natural order of things, despite being rooted in heterosexual ideals. They seem very popular on the internet, but when explained aloud, to anyone, would only invite shame and unwelcome speculation. And yet, I am sure they're more popular than we know.

The key difference though, is that Omegaverse extends an olive branch by actually having women with ♥♥♥♥♥ too, where futanari is regrettably favored by straight men, and thus does not extend the same emotional intelligence, although I will say this. femboys are on the rise. And the word bussy, linguistically or biologically determined, has exploded in the past two years.

LOVE U ASHIE WASHIE!!!