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Discord: spluck

Ok, seriously, what gives?! Yesterday, I booted up the hit game 'Limbus Company' by Project Moon, only for my friend (he's Turkish) to break through my window and offer me a turkey to utilize as a contraption. Now, you'd think this would be the part where I'd question my sanity, but no. I took a hold of the turkey and shoved it into my screen which caused Vergilius to pop out of the phone with his big, fat, juicy, plump booty jiggling like jello as he walked through the walls. My friend (again, he's Turkish, but also part Greek) summoned Zeus (he's his uncle), so that Zeus could smite that fatty Vergilius had.

At that point, I was wondering to myself: "Where can I get a fresh hamburger?" My friend (Half Turkish, half Greek, but also part Egyptian) and I were delivering the original copy of Book of The Dead (written in Egyptian hieroglyphs and it was worth ten Iranian Rials) to the Burger Joint. Coincidentally, Hidetaka Miyazaki and Christopher Nolan were working there, so my friend and I gave it to them. As a token of appreciation, we were given two free charred (to kill the mold) burgers that we downed immediately.

Now, this was the part where it got juicy. As my friend (Part Turkish, part Greek, part Egyptian, but he was also a little bit Spaniard) found a random magic churro that was spouting nonsense in Old Portuguese which my friend (my friend is also a bit Portuguese through his great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa) translated for me: "Fly away now. Fly away now. FLY AWAY!" In response to said translation, my friend (he's part Turkish, Greek, Egyptian, Spaniard, Portuguese, but he also has Tunisian ancestry) found a giant elephant that we proceeded to rob (it had a pot of gold on its back). After taking the pot of gold, Hannibal Barca arose from the ground wearing a Hatsune Miku 'goon' shirt alongside some big, muscular guy holding a giant hunk of iron (I think his name was 'Nuts'); the four of us proceeded to do the 'Death Dump' which allowed us to be launched towards the Sun.

And like... what gives?! I just wanted Sancho from the hit game 'Limbus Company' by the famous Korean-based company, Project Moon to kiss me! But she didn't!