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Being a man who has a lot of sex at all times, I can say that this game is 100% similar to having sex with a woman, as I always do. Obviously this game did not make me horny. I'm not gay, I have plenty of sex with real women to spend 15 minutes with. On the other hand, I would like to recommend this game to people who don't have sex (not like me, because I have a lot of sex with women, a lot) as if there is a naked woman there and she is naked. One character looks like one of my several girlfriends with whom I had a lot of sex. I've had a lot of sex. I'm also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I'm very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say I am very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. One of my crushes asked me to have sex with her, but I told her I was playing a sex game and she started crying and became a lesbian and committed suicide because I didn't have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men, I am not gay. I am very cool and handsome, so girls always want to have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. My penis is very big. All my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and I am very good at sex and I am. I have a lot of sex. I am also handsome and sexy and I have sex.
ReisNi- 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:12pm 
corninho chora muito joga pouco
72أ 17 Oct, 2024 @ 6:09pm 
"i'm retired on fps games"
*plays cs2*
marlboro gold 23 Apr, 2024 @ 5:51pm 
ja pensaste em largar a piça punheteiro? se calhar nao ficavas tao triste por 30min...
marlboro gold 23 Apr, 2024 @ 5:51pm 
nao te preocupes <3 foi so 30min da tua vida. ainda tens alguns
Rezzz 23 Apr, 2024 @ 5:48pm 
Conheci o Harbor no hospital. Éramos companheiros de quarto. Nunca aprendi grande coisa com ele visto que é um burro do caralho. Nos intervalos da quimioterapia que fizemos para recuperar do nosso cancro ele tentou ensinar-me a arrotar de propósito, a mandar piropos às enfermeiras e ainda me tentou convencer que levar no ♥♥ só custava à primeira. Hoje ele ainda me deve 23 euros que lhe emprestei para comprar fraldas de incontinência. O meu único arrependimento dos tempos hospitalares é não ter trocado de companheiro de quarto, o gajo só se peidava, queria sempre ver o Goucha e estava sempre a pedir para lhe porém o termómetro no ♥♥. Os outros pacientes já não o podiam ver à frente e odiavam este rabeta. Mas enfim, são águas passadas...Fico triste que ainda tenhas essas tendências agr que te encontrei na steam... Abraço e deixa-te dessas mariquices
Rezzz 23 Apr, 2024 @ 5:47pm 
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