OBJECTS YOU HAVE SHOVED UP⬆️ YOUR ARSE🥵

VIBRATORS🎮

DILDOS🍆

PENS🖊

PENCILS✏

COINS💰

PEBBLES🗿

BROOMSTICK HANDLE😳

FISHING ROD HANDLE😳😫

UMBRELLA HANDLE😳😫🤤

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE😳😫🤤🥴

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE😳😫🤤🥴😵

FINGERS💅

SMALL GLASS JAR

TESTTUBE🥢

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE🔩🚗✋

STIFF ♥♥♥♥♥🍆

CIGAR🚬

BANANA🍌

😭😭😭 I’m so sorry 😭😭😭 I have a fat sloppy ♥♥♥♥♥. A big juicy moose knuckle cooter🍑👅 just absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slipping slopping wet mess of a ♥♥♥♥ 😳 I really would like to 💔apologize💔 for my fat obese wet gorilla grip ♥♥♥♥♥🙈💦😭 It pains me so deeply to have hurt 😞💔 you all by having an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pinhole anaconda grip ♥♥♥♥♥😭🐍. I can’t apologize enough for having a juicy🍉 sweet🍒super soaker ♥♥♥♥♥💦💦💦💦🔫🔫🔫.

Whoa guys 😳 I think 🤔 my grandfather 😮 might be a gamer 🎮

I found a richtofen cosplay 😎🧐 from cod zombies 🧟‍♂️ in his closet 🚪it's even got the ♥ epic zombies symbol ♥ on the arm 💪 which tells me he's a classic 🛂🎮 gamer 😏 b/c they stopped using that ♥ symbol b/c it looks 👀 too much like a windmill 🌬️ and windmill ⚡ companies and farmers 🌽👨‍🌾 were getting mad 😒

He's even got a bunch of pics 🖼️ of him and some friends dressed up 😜 but the pics must be photoshopped 🤔 cuz he looks younger 🧒 also who ever took the picture 🖼️ def didn't make sure they were ready 🙄 b/c they're all pointing up with their whole hands ✋old people are weird 😂

🎮 Game on grandpa! ♥

Oh YEAAAAAH brother I'm gonna come over there and stop on you with my size 13 Tims YEAH. I'm the cream of the crop brother and you trying to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me is only gonna get you stomped on by my size 13 Tims you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bastard OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Jesus ♥♥♥♥ I hate him so much I’m gonna kill him tonight that tax evading ratshit. I’m gonna send Remy from ratatouille on his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass and kick his little ass. Stuart little ruined my family. My wife cheated on me with Stuart ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little. He thinks he’s so much better than us cause he’s a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat. I’m shaking with anger right now I’m gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stomp on him. His dad was probably a rapist and that’s why he’s such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. I’m gonna take my dads 2003 Yukon XL right over Stuart littles ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Red Car. God I hate him so much I’m gonna kill him. I’m gonna take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jet ski right over his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sailboat. He’s the reason for my problems. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat should’ve eaten that ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I hate him so much I’m going to murder that ♥♥♥♥♥.

"All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my peter, and a lot of♥♥♥♥♥♥on my♥♥♥♥♥♥from sticking it straight up their♥♥♥♥♥ Now let's go team" - Actual Boba quote