Recent reviews by HOUSHOU MARINE MASSIVE TITS

Was the wait for Chapter 3 & 4 worth it? Hell yeah

I made the mistake of launching Project DIVA Mega Mix+ at 2am.
Megurine Luka came on the screen and so did I.
The way her hair bounced, that voice smoother than melted butter on a saxophone solo…
I knew right then I wasn’t gonna play the game.
I was gonna play with myself.

She started performing DYE in that tight, leg-exposing, career-ending outfit and I lost litres, bro. LITRES.
I’m not talking millilitres.
I’m talking two-litre Coke bottle levels of shame ejected from my body with the force of a hydraulic cannon.

By the time she hit that final twirl and looked directly into the camera, I was a dehydrated husk clutching my desk like it was the last lifeboat on the Titanic.
My room smelled like despair and electrolytes.
My GPU was crying.
My chair had PTSD.
I stood up, legs shaking like a PS2 loading screen, and whispered “thank you” to my monitor before collapsing like an empty Up n go.

I’m not proud. But I’m not sorry either.
Luka is digital perfection and I will keep losing litres to her until my body physically can’t produce anymore.
At this point I think I’m just exhaling powdered shame.

If you hear someone moaning Just Be Friends in the dark at 3am, no you didn’t

Yay now i can use raytracing and turn my pc into a bomb

SHE DIDN'T GET HER KNOCKERS OUT :(((

Where is the shag function???? Why is this not real CBT???

Lockpick

Gamble

The nutcracker tore my balls off

i love putting myself in crippling debt to get better benchmark numbers

I broke my finger