"Fused mass of mutilated puppies attacks subway station, killing 1300 citizens and absorbing countless others." As LlamaLover read the headline of his daily paper he felt an immense surge of pride. As he walked through his animal sex dungeon the primates wondered why there was a huge smile on his face. "Monkey?" Monkey asked. "Shut up ♥♥♥♥♥" LlamaLover replied. LlamaLover busted out his ♥♥♥♥ and prepared to make another monkey-man, but he decided against this, and went the less sinful route - injecting his semen into various medical supplies used by hospitals across America. Many years later an unsuspecting cancer patient would mysteriously became pregnant. She nor LlamaLover knew it then, but soon this baby would became the James Charles, leader of the gay cult...