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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Oh man, Duncan Fisher is MechWarrior's greatest treasure. What a legend!

Enjoyed his announcer persona on MW4, even more so now.
Posted 13 February.
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2 people found this review funny
27.9 hrs on record
Boring. Practically abandonware. Locks cosmetics behind unreasonable pay wall. Lacks the charm that made Vermintide good.

This glares even more now that there's Space Marines 2.

Go f yourself Fatshark.
Posted 10 November, 2024.
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174.7 hrs on record (155.8 hrs at review time)
Thanks for reminding me Saber Interactive that I had to complete my version update events on Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero.

If not for your crappy update, I wouldn't have finished the events.



Now as for your game, I played 155+ hours of Space Marine 2, for a $60 deal, that's more than enough. Maxed out all characters, and all good weapons, played all maps, played the hardest difficulties. Got my money's worth already.


However, you guys need to learn: if you're gonna cater to soyboy fat balding basement dwelling sweaty incels, give them their own difficulty AND DON'T TRICKLE THE SAME GAME MODE TO EVERYONE ELSE.


Majority of your player base aren't soyboy fat balding basement dwelling sweaty incels, most have families, job, and just want to have a good time for what little time they have left for themselves. But nooooooooooo, you think "GaMe BaLaNcE" on PVE is necessary for you game instead of letting the game mode just be fun. BS.


The objective of games is to be FUN. A fact Mihoyo and other Gacha devs got, and you didn't.


Oh yah Saber Interactive, you won't be seeing another dime from me. While Mihoyo is enjoying my whaling on their two games HAHAHA. Saber Interactive you Mofos.
Posted 8 September, 2024. Last edited 27 October, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
51.0 hrs on record
Campy, grindy, repetitive.

I mean yeah sure, game is interesting and definitely looks better than Terraria. But on Terraria, every aspect of the game is well balanced, even the pacing. Meanwhile SB got some serious pacing issues. UGH!
Posted 18 April, 2024.
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67 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
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0.6 hrs on record
❗❗❗ CAUTION ❗❗❗

There's trojan on their patch file that JAST is publishing on their website.

JASTUSA trying to defend that it's false positive, but if you run the patch over at Virus Total, it gets a score of 17/70 all of which is identifying the trojan as doina.

JASTUSA just do your damn job and reach back to the guy that packaged your patch and present to him the basic check of doing a Virus Total scan.
Posted 15 April, 2024. Last edited 17 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
26.1 hrs on record (23.2 hrs at review time)
A bit too short and lacks content, but passable.👍

Done in 23.5 hours including all FOBs, assassinations and missions.


This game really needs more content tho, what a wasted potential. Doesn't need Ubi$oft levels of trash content, but this game could really use like A LOT MORE: more areas to use your new unlocks, more biomes, more vehicles, move variety.

Also the Elite AI is dumb. Could really use the AI from HALO CE.

Also why no double jump and no dodge-step?
Posted 10 February, 2024. Last edited 10 February, 2024.
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38.8 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
Ayre is a stupid b*tch. I would personally snuff her out and kill her,

BROS BEFORE HOES.

Mercenary Life above virtual puzsies.
Posted 30 November, 2023. Last edited 30 November, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
This DLC is the embodiment of "BROS BEFORE HOES"

Songbird is a manipulative b*tch. She plays V, the President, Hansen, and even Reed just for her own agenda. She tricks V in to believing there's a cure for V, only to find out that no, it's only for Songbird. You have to be a simp to choose Songbird over everyone else. 🤷‍♂️

Reed is a proper bro and stays with you throughout, meanwhile Songbird is a femme fatale. Eugh no thank you.

You know what Songbird reminds me of? SSSniperwolf and Kathleen Kennedy. 🤦‍♂️
Posted 16 October, 2023. Last edited 29 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
46.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Me at the start of the game:
"BTs BTs BTs, please don't take meeee" 😭

Me after getting Hematic Grenade:
"BTs COME TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!" 😄💊🩸
Posted 17 September, 2023.
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1.0 hrs on record
You're UNWELCOME here Blizzard!

Go and take back your game to Battlenet. No one enjoys your presence here!
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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