A Christmas full of games and fun

My cousin and I used to bare ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fart directly into each others faces / mouths when we were 8-9 years old when grandparents woke us up early on sundays to go to church. The object was to make the other nautious enough to vomit in the car on the way, thus sparing us having to sit through 2 hours of boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at a mega church in oklahoma in the 90s . The person who vomitted was obligated to puke on the other kid and pretend its car sickness, thus assuring non puker would also get reprive and not be sent ahead which grandpa. This direct face fart scheme hinged on group effort. It was a team effort and no 9 year to 12 year cousin would be left behnd. This went on for a couple years, until we got our pubes/periods and direct face farts to induce illness because to macarbe

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