Recent reviews by Falconhoof

Un-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-believable. It Takes Two was great. This has knocked it out the park. Might be the greatest 13 hours of gaming of my life. Absolutely sublime from start to finish. Sat back in my chair and clapped at the end. Deserves it. Everyone that worked on this should be beyond proud. You've made a masterpiece.

Fantastic. And so sick to hear a game in my native dialect, and then in gaidhlig as well. Slainte mhath.

Great fun.

Very good.

Fantastic. Sublime from start to finish. Only game that has made me want to punch myself in the face for being so dense but then immediately after think "this game is amazing."

Beautiful.

Unbelievable. Ain't been captivated like that since the first Portal.

Cyberpunk 2077 is the game equivalent of if Baby's Got A Temper had hit #1 and The Prodigy were then forced to write a concept album about date rape and topless cow milkers, which was then released before it was finished and was just Keith shouting "tits and udders" over the amen break for 40 minutes.

Not necessarily bad... just.... meh. Update: I take that back. It is bad. Whoever decided to release this game already must have been high.

Best thing since Skate 2. Sick.

Calculated