Steam Community :: Patches

27.3 hrs on record

There were plenty of ways to handle introduction of PSN account requirement properly, this ain't it chief. Will refund like a lot of others within the HD community if no statements from Sony are made and/or no action to improve the situation are taken.

EDIT: It is nice to see the Helldivers community band together and squeeze a statement out of Sony that they will not move forward with PSN linking. However I do not trust words without action, and my review will remain negative until the 170 countries blocked from buying or playing Helldivers are allowed back again.

Posted 4 May. Last edited 6 May.

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Recommended

2.8 hrs on record

Pretty cool, well designed, atmospheric and short experience with an unusual cast of characters, worth the price tag! (and the price includes Gianni Matragrano's voice, how could you say no?)

"But Patches, you finished the game in 2 hours, you can just refu--" shut up. Pay your indie devs, that'll make them do more games. This is a threat.

Posted 24 October, 2022.

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Recommended

88.1 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)

basically it's the sequel to sex

EDIT: after 20 more hours of playtime I can say, waiting for Hakita to bless us with an another update feels like hardcore edging

EDIT: after another 40 hours, this game is the definition of Stockholm Syndrome. Hakita keeps kicking my ♥♥♥♥ in and I keep returning for more

Posted 8 August, 2022. Last edited 27 March, 2023.

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Not Recommended

120.8 hrs on record (84.8 hrs at review time)

Can't criticize insane decisions made by devs which prevent half of my friends from playing VRChat on their official Discord without getting banned by Grandmasters in Public Relations, the next easiest alternative is tossing bricks in the review section.

Posted 26 July, 2022.

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Recommended

33.0 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)

If I could pay to experience this game for the first time again I would do it at least once a week.

Posted 25 November, 2021.

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Recommended

43.8 hrs on record (30.7 hrs at review time)

NUT

Posted 27 November, 2020.

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Recommended

20.8 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)

10/10 would cause my elbow to click with every movement again

Posted 28 November, 2019.

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Recommended

900.7 hrs on record (317.2 hrs at review time)

it's ok

Posted 29 June, 2019.

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Recommended

328.4 hrs on record (149.1 hrs at review time)

The best Commiting War Crimes While Your Entire Colony Is Stoned On Weed And Being Eaten By A Pack Of Infuriated Manhunting Squirrels simulator 2k17

Update: As of 1.0 release, this game is still the The best Commiting War Crimes While Your Entire Colony Is Stoned On Weed And Being Eaten By A Pack Of Infuriated Manhunting Squirrels simulator on the market.

Posted 27 November, 2017. Last edited 24 November, 2018.

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Not Recommended

0.3 hrs on record

I like this game, it takes concepts from so many good games I've played or heard of.

Game

Concept which I liked from that game

Terraria

They took the effort to take Terraria engine and slap an another dimension onto it.

Ghost Team Fortress Recon of Global Offensive 3: Call of Battlefield II DLC

Implementation of purchasable skins that change your character's look. It certainly makes the battlefield seem more real

Every EA's Game

Goods you can purchase with real-life shekels to improve your skill in game. It's really impressive how it doesn't unbalance the gameplay at all.

Silent Hill

Constant fog that obscures long-distance view to immerse you deeply in a game. Nerfes sniper rifles really good to a point where only those who are pro hackers can use it.

Tetris

Amazing graphics, clearly inspired by Tetris. Nostalgia-inducing.

Dead Island

A very good zombie-mode, and a well-structured leveling system featuring an extensive skill tree.

Heavy Rain

A very heart-warming story line which quickly evolves into plottwist filled feel trip.

10/10, I've never been happier to uninstall a game like this.

Posted 10 February, 2015. Last edited 14 February, 2015.

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