This is a game about a goat. He does all sorts of goat things like cause explosions, fly thousands of feet into the air, ride roller coasters with his tongue, lick batteries, headbutt fuel tanks, perform Satanic rituals, go to space, plan heists, reach level 101, perform magic tricks, and so much more! This is the most accurate simulation of being a goat that has ever been created. You can't go wrong with this! It's hard to even call this a game, because its accuracy as a professional simulation of goat existence is too perfect!

This is a game about a goat. He does all sorts of goat things like cause explosions, fly thousands of feet into the air, ride roller coasters with his tongue, lick batteries, headbutt fuel tanks, perform Satanic rituals, go to space, plan heists, reach level 101, perform magic tricks, and so much more! This is the most accurate simulation of being a goat that has ever been created. You can't go wrong with this! It's hard to even call this a game, because its accuracy as a professional simulation of goat existence is too perfect!