The illusive Samsquanch has been spotted all over the world by intrepid explorers, law enforcement agencies, and purveyors of chicken strips everywhere. Little is knows about this gentle creature, but cryptohistorians have dedicated their lives to searching for this king of hide and seek. Warding off a Samsquanch is simple, their weaknesses include cheese, tripping over their own feet, and being stabbed. To lure a Samsquanch simply leave chicken strips on your doorstep and wait, for best results waft the scent out to the street with a fan if available.

Good luck and happy hunting!