My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy

So i have long known about the idea of using a sock or tissues to jizz in so you don't get things dirty, but i have never taken to that. I just jizz on the floor and occasionally when there is enough power i will reach the tip of my desk, if that happens i take my pyama pants and swipe the drops away, but usually i just ♥♥♥ on my floor and let it rest there. My floor is a dark carpet so you don't see it and it barely smells, i have done this literally my entire life and i don't see why you would waste good socks when you have a floor.

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