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Posted: 4 Jan, 2016 @ 3:35pm
Updated: 4 Jan, 2016 @ 3:36pm

In fielty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne...
I declare reverence towards the Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine game.

I hereby sign the purchase order of an entire Collection Pack and condemn a dozen DLCs to entertainment.

May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects!

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It is human nature to seek culpability in time of sales.

It is a sign of strength to cry out against discounts, rather than to bow one's head and succumb.

Inevitably many shall fault the hands upon the sword which fell my wallet, the Steamus Valvecus.

But Valve merely performs the duty of its office, to further fear them is redundant, to hate them - despisable.

Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who forced the hands of Valve.

With some fortune they may foster this hatred into purpose and further rule their own fate by coming to the Emperor's service.

Yet, ultimately, it was I who set these events into motion, with a single click from my button - Purchase Now.
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2 Comments
Fyren 12 Mar, 2016 @ 2:48am 
That was amazing. Kudos!
Evalion 4 Jan, 2016 @ 7:00pm 
Snowflakes.