32 people found this review helpful
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 308.0 hrs on record (234.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Mar @ 7:15am

Imagine a game so good that even people who don’t like RPGs end up playing it for 100+ hours. That’s The Witcher 3.

You play as Geralt of Rivia, a professional monster slayer, part-time detective, and full-time magnet for every trouble in the world. Your main goal? Find your adopted daughter before a supernatural death squad catches her. But let’s be real—you’ll probably spend half the game playing Gwent, hunting treasure, and getting into morally questionable situations with sorceresses.

The world of The Witcher 3 isn’t just big—it’s alive. Every village, swamp, and ruined castle has a story. One moment you’re helping a peasant find his missing goat, and the next you’re unraveling a centuries-old curse that makes you question your life choices. Every quest, even the side ones, feels like it belongs in a novel rather than a checklist.

Combat? Smooth and satisfying. You’ll be dodging, parrying, and using magic like a medieval Jedi. One second you’re gracefully cutting down bandits, the next you’re getting bodied by a pack of wolves because you underestimated them.

The characters? Unforgettable. Geralt himself is the perfect mix of badass and sarcastic, and the supporting cast—from the lovable bard Dandelion to the terrifyingly powerful Yennefer—is some of the best in gaming. Even the random merchant on the side of the road probably has a tragic backstory.

The soundtrack? Pure magic. The visuals? Stunning, even years later. The choices? Oh, they matter. One wrong decision, and suddenly a whole village is on fire, or some poor guy is cursed forever.

At the end of the day, The Witcher 3 isn’t just a game—it’s an experience. You don’t just play it, you live in it.

10/10. Would spend another 200 hours getting distracted from the main quest.
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