In the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mountain.
-Jack Kerouac


I bought some powdered water.. but I don't know what to add. -Steven Wright

Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. - Bill

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. - Ted "Theodore" Logan

We had part of a Slinky. But I straitened it. - Egon

A veal cuttlet comes down.... try to beat the ♥♥♥♥ outta my coffee...but coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself. - Nighthawks at the Diner

We just had a near-life experience -Palahniuk

Life is long if you know how to use it -Seneca

Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back. - Vigo the Carpathian

OK, you're in a forest........ with Heather Locklear........ and you're very warm. Very........ Warm. - Wayne Campbell

Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS. - George Costanza

At the top of the mountain we are all snow leopards. -HST

What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness! -Leo Tolstoy

You ever drink baileys out of a shoe? - Old Gregg

There was nothing really as glorious as a good beer ♥♥♥♥—I mean after drinking twenty or twenty-five beers the night before. The odor of a beer ♥♥♥♥ like that spread all around and stayed for a good hour-and-a-half. It made you realize that you were really alive. -Charles Bukowski

You know there's nothing worse than road side surgery... you don't have your own tools.. and its just..... its murder.. -Tom Waits

What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment? -HST

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy -Tom Waits

All Ladies and Gentlemen are Lords and Ladies.
Were it not to be so, in calculi the king and queen could not sit their throne.
While its very obvious the empire state building can be built on a frog patch;
and if the steer swings, the first five floors must have the ruby windows. -Lord Buckley

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. "- Tyler Durden"