boomslang17
Call me daddy 🍆💦   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
So you're checking my profile to see if I'm a smurf or a hacker?

This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian
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CrazzyFrog 19 Dec, 2020 @ 11:11am 
HACKER LOSER VAC SOON NOOB
Bredbeard Sheeran (real) 30 Oct, 2020 @ 10:50am 
-rep threatened to come to my country and fight me because i was above him in a csgo match yet i am silver 2, said my mother was a ♥♥♥♥♥ and that he wanted to "throw hands" with me when he finds me, not nice man
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elf enjoyer 7 Jan, 2020 @ 1:19pm 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy...
elf enjoyer 14 Sep, 2019 @ 6:05pm 
what kind of nerd hacks in civ 5
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