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🤕
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there
are three other people.
-- Orson Welles
😍
"Sheriff, we gotta catch Black Bart."
"Oh, yeah? What's he look like?"
"Well, he's wearin' a paper hat, a paper shirt, paper pants and
paper boots."
"What's he wanted for?"
"Rustling."
😩
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
than the estimate the job will cost.
🤣
If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
😙
$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at
which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
🤑
According to all the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the
earlier reports.
😯
It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now.
🙁