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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there
are three other people.
-- Orson Welles
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"Sheriff, we gotta catch Black Bart."
"Oh, yeah? What's he look like?"
"Well, he's wearin' a paper hat, a paper shirt, paper pants and
paper boots."
"What's he wanted for?"
"Rustling."
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Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
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$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at
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-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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earlier reports.
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It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now.
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