You know those days when you feel really uncomfortable because you had an unhealthy breakfast, and you need to pass gas and take a humongous ♥♥♥♥, but the really cute girl that you've been wanting to talk to at your work is near you and you don't want to make a bad impression on yourself so you pretend to smile while inside you is a civil war of stomach fluid and E. coli? Well I'm that dude thats marinating your mom in hot steamy sex at that exact moment.