Recent reviews by Vertex

1LVL above me and once a enemy counters me i get one shot ? ♥♥♥♥ right off. garbage route and play style of choice ubi went down. after ac 3 it started to slowly go downhill, its linear, not fun, its meant to be a RPG styled game now, it aint, levels are pointless just like the skills you get from them "sneaking " who the ♥♥♥♥ needs to learn how to crouch walk or sneak lmao

still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

i love the metro series. amazing narrative, really just gets you immersed into this post nuclear waste land. im currently on my 22nd play through and i only wish i could play the game with raytrtacing but i just crashes for no reason.

overall what to look for

amazing sounds
somewhat hard game play
decision making that does impact the final outcomes
very fun survival touch where ranger mode ensews you think about your supplies
very vast open world feel that allows you to explore making it a first in the series
anna and her tits just got better
make you feel like youre back running with the douches gang.... yeah its that immersive

gamplay - 8.9/10. needs a few minor patches just so the ray tracing and dx12 works accordingly
sounds - 9.2/10 just enough and accurate to make you ♥♥♥♥ bricks, yes that includes when you shoot a shotty with a 400 quid head set and your ears just bleed from the sheer highs of the bang.
story- 10/10. so much to listen for and so much to take on, just play the game i wont spoil ♥♥♥♥.

overall rating 9.7/10 as theres a few bits and bobs that need honest care and attention to make this truly a beautiful master piece of its generation

from ps3 to pc, i love killing the 18k with a fish <3

Bet you never had floating sex b4. if not highly recommend

If you shag anything else than Frank you're automatic big gey

What have i just played ?

right negative review for so many reasons and probably the only negative review ive ever given to a borderlands game.

the 52 hours where just the start to my massive hours of the endless gridding i was about to achieve yet again.

all until today when i was playing with my mate and he was hosting the game, little to little power outage led to my saves being corrupeted and i knew there was a easy fix to as it is a massive issue with this game alongside the ♥♥♥♥ optimisation it has.

i went into my save files to search for the .tmo file in order for a quick rename to fix the whole mess that just took place and go back into playing.

little did i know there was no tmp save file just my main file (corrupted one)

i am no currently reinstalling the game which is bare in min a whole 88 gb with all the dlcs included, as a last hope to see if i can recover my 52 hour process within borderlands 3

and you may be wondering why im annoyed by this, well ive had just almost about the perfect sets mods and all those fancy goodies you need to make your characters brainless for new saves and so on. just for it all to be lost over ♥♥♥♥ coding from 2K which is a bummer really as i do honestly enjoy the game.

what im more annoyed about atm is the amount of money ive spent for a possible 52 hours of my life to be wasted and perfect account with some of the best gear to be lost.

im still waiting on the "fast" response from 2K/ Gearbox to advice me on my next course of action.

if all fails ill be trying to claim a refund because im not about to replay everything with forced dialogue.

well played 2k well ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ played

Great game on its own. but on your second play through i strongly recommend modding the ♥♥♥♥ out of it, theres a great game but once you run 300 mods with it its something else.

be aware of the stupid ai, they may not know what a wall is ;)

READ IN UBERDANGERS VOICE

Visuals in this game are just breath taking.
the sound and level of immerrsion makes me want to s***t my self.
the battle royal aka ' quick play' is just out this world amazing.

those are the f*****ng pro's my friends.

and these are the cons.

game can be very frustrating to people who lack patience, remember the permadeaths, they matter as you will lose all progress on ONE character. so all hope aint lost after as you may pass your skills onto another.

for the past 3 months i've been wanting to get this game and i finally pushed my last drops out my wallet to do so. it may be a bit dead and hard to find a game at anything past midnight but it is totes worth your tears kids.


once again the graphics.
breath taking

sound.
makes you wanna s***t your self

story line.
dont think there actually is one ?

gameplay.
f*******g hard but fun

over all enjoyment.
10/5 hentais