Recent reviews by Vertex

i finally figured out what joel said to ellie after she butchered david
"its okay. it was you or him "
vague lip read

-woke up after heli crash
-is snowy and cold
-leave mountain
-see smoke in sky
-run into naked folk
-approached calmly
-big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a stick bonks me
-dies
-wake up tied over a fire
- panik
-have knif
-break free
- run
-night time takes hold
- fall down cliff and die
- spawn again
- friend chases me with hand saw
- stone friend cause scream like little girl
- sad cause kill friend
- monkey people appear
- they naked
- found female
- bonk with rock
- take back to hut for zug zug
- have weird ahh babies
- take chances swimming off island
- happy caused pulled a black man move
- not coming back with milk


10/10 would zug zug a native again

they deffo didn't go for a round of bingo!

how in the ♥♥♥♥ have you flopped a game like this with the biggest potential. not even going to start on the world of legacy cause its non existent and bland, but since the game came out theres been ♥♥♥♥ all done about the perfomance of the game and ♥♥♥♥ me is it ♥♥♥♥. a 4090 struggling to run this without rtx. like dlss is on qualtiy and i m getting 30 fps on 144op ? dont mind the 4k cause it crashes lmao but a rig thats custom water cooled with a 13900ks sitting at 6.3ghz and a 4090 thats also strongly oced best i get is 30 ?

when the game came out my 3090ti would sit at 90 on max everything on 1440p and 4k it would push 65 lmao but now its a joke that the game wont even run stable. but oh wait it doess run at 80fps native with raytracing ?!?! how in the ♥♥♥♥ doesthat work it makes no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense but when it runs like that im getting 130 ms on the latancy ?!?!?! how in the royal ♥♥♥♥ do you ♥♥♥♥ up that bad? like i could literally stick a firecracker up a queer retarded monkeys ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and it would make a more functioning game than this. money back now

how do you royally ♥♥♥♥ up to a point a 6k unit of a pc stutters at running this ♥♥♥♥ game ?
still almost a year in my fps seems to drop more and more each time i run this ♥♥♥♥♥ game, and we are once again passing the 100gb mark of pure ♥♥♥♥♥ skins

spider jizz, spider jizz, does whatever spider jizz does. can it jizz? yes it can! look out, here comes the spider jizz !

its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plain and easy.....
ive won 10 games back to back
combat is crazy with how easy it is to evade people,
pick one of finish them off oh ♥♥♥♥ im back to full health
there is virtually no recoil to any of the guns ?
like beaming headshots is easy.... im surprised people even cheat in this game.....
its enjoyable for like 5 mins then its just a rinse and repeat of how simple the combat mechanics are

friend joins when hes tad ahead. we head to the cathedral. tells me to straight up connect the main power supply over the 4 points. head to it save game gets completely shagged and i cannot progress ? alongside many side quests not letting me interact with the people ?

great game considering i cannot manually save and revert considering ♥♥♥♥ like this happens in majority of every game possible. i wont be replaying to get to that point again cause its just a piss take (yes ive done possibly anything i can but i fought the fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy at the end and now thats my auto save. i did verify game file int and i did say over 290 files where ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and pushed me back 3 main quests which i've happily done thinking it fixed the issue.... get there without my friend to avoid this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ again.... never mind, boss is not there and it wants me to connect the main power supply again.

completely ruined the game for me as my only option is to completely restart the game. i would deffo want to grab a refund but i passed the dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 hour policy.....

its amazing that majority of the games are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ linear with the same rushed aspects and issues every over game has but yet the devs still ♥♥♥♥ about only to snatch money.....

deffo not worth 50 quid, 20 at most.

gameplay was solid and fun with a different world and mechanics for parkour. but the fact that the dev's literally didn't give a ♥♥♥♥ to put in manual saves to avoid literally game breaking bugs took the piss.....
and theres so many of them when you play with mates

sex scenes are mediocre at most... combat is to easy, quests seem short but long because you don't really have a mount to traverse the terrain. so little to customise.

voice acting.... could use some work honestly.
give some more angels on the scenes too side views are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful but the physics are animations for them feel natural.

deffo not worth 25 quid maybe 12, its still early access so i might consider it again in about 2 months

GF "i dont vibe with you anymore sorry" no constructive reason from her. next morning my best mate buys me the most complete souls game.

never ignored tits so hard in my life before gg @fromsoftware GG