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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 298.2 hrs on record (115.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 28 Feb, 2015 @ 2:36am
Updated: 19 Jun, 2015 @ 7:30pm

Excuse me? You wanted to know what Warband is like? Alright then, since you asked so nicely...
I'll start from the beginning...

00 Hours: You have just purchased M&B Warband. You launch the game, and begin a new campaign.
You get to decide the background story of your character - you're impressed.
05 Hours: You have a small army of loyal troops, and have cleansed the land of many a bandit.
You are already impressed with the sweet looking armor and weapons of your troops.
10 Hours: You have your own castle, a large army, and are well on the way to marrying a noble.
You have an army; the biggest and the best - clad in platemail and virtually unbeatable.
15 Hours: The time has come. You've mastered combat, and have decided to play Multiplayer.
You connect to a server... and behold, two naked men are jumping and swinging their great swords.

10/10 Realistic Nude Combat Simulator
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26 Comments
polando 25 Jul, 2018 @ 6:57am 
bullshit, i have 24 h and only have one farm
EldarinweNoble 3 Jul, 2018 @ 8:27pm 
Only played 11.04 hours. Only have 36 men with really good stats and nice skills. But I don't own any castles tho :[

Atleast I'm good at killing poor farmers and pillaging their towns :]
OmerPasa3328 22 Jun, 2018 @ 3:53pm 
I playing still but I want to buy I play that series 2000+ hour :DD
H3LL 12 Dec, 2016 @ 12:05pm 
I wiped out 500 bandits with only 40 swadian knights..they are trully a war machine
meisel614 26 Jul, 2016 @ 5:36pm 
22 hours and hasn't played multiplayer
wow so realistic :steamsalty:
able 20 Jul, 2016 @ 12:04pm 
I've logged 160 hours and I still haven't played multiplayer. Oops.
Stella 15 Jul, 2016 @ 6:26am 
You missed the, 100 hours of making an army and then getting captured by 50 forest bandits over and over again.
landsknecht93 12 Aug, 2015 @ 3:24pm 
I was going to write a review but this just about sums it up.
WorserAxe24 8 Aug, 2015 @ 3:26pm 
I must be a failure. 11 hours in and my 40 man group got wiped out in a siege. I'm nowhere near getting a castle, not to mention getting back on my feet. This game is a 10/10 riches to rags simulator and I love it
✪InfernoPhoenix✪ 5 Aug, 2015 @ 2:58pm 
Best Review of the year.