Today 📆😘 when 💦 I 👏🍆 walked 🚶 into 😫😩🍑 my 🚫 economics class 🤵💰 I 😊 saw 👀 something 😅 I 😀😀😀 dread every 🍆 time 🕐🕐 I 😈 close my 😘💔 eyes. 📢 Someone 👬 had ✊ brought their 🍷 new 🆕 gaming laptop 💻 to class. 👩‍🏫 The Forklift he 👥👉 used 🎶 to bring 👎 it was still ⏰👠 running 🏃‍♂️ idle at the back. 👻 I 🙋 started 💢 sweating as I 🙀 sat 🚪 down and gazed over 👾 at the 700lb beast 💪 that 😔 was his 😵💦 laptop. 💻 He 👥 had ✊ already 👋 reinforced his ✋👉 desk ⚰️ with steel support 😺 beams and was in 😻 the process 🏭 of finding an outlet for 🈺 a power 🔌 cable 🚠 thicker than 💉 Amy Schumer’s thigh. I 😍 start 🆕 shaking. I 😂 keep 🏃 telling 🏇🏿♏ myself 👈 I’m 🤗 going 🚗✈️ to be 💎👼 alright 👌 and that 😻 there’s 😹 nothing 😼 to worry 🚫 about. 👉 He somehow 😆😆 finds 🔍 a damn outlet. Tears 🤣 are running 👄💄🏃 down 👈🍑 my 😀 cheeks as I 💰👈 send 📬 my 👣 last texts to my 👨 family 👨‍👩‍👧 saying 👄 I 😊 love 💞 them. 🤳🤳🤳 The teacher 👩‍🏫 starts 🔘 the lecture, and the student 📖📝 turns ↩️ his 💦 laptop on. 🦎 The colored lights 🔥💥 on 🔛 his 👦💦 RGB Backlit keyboard ⌨ flare to life 💓 like 🦊 a nuclear flash, ⚡ and a deep 😝 humming fills my 🧜🏻‍♀️ ears 👂 and shakes my 💫 very 👌 soul. 👻 The entire 🎊 city 🌇 power 💪🏻 grid goes 😜👉 dark. 🔫 The classroom begins 🔘 to shake 🕺 as the massive 😯😯 fans 🪁 begin 📦 to spin. 🥴 In mere 2️⃣0️⃣ seconds 🥈 my 😭 world 🌎 has 💰 gone 😨 from 💥💰 vibrant life 🌙 to a dark, 🕶 earth-shattering void 😈 where 🐉🐱🚀 my body 😍 is getting 🉐 torn apart 😂 by 🙃 the 150mph gale force 💪 winds and the 500-decibel groan of the cooling 🥶 fans. 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ As my 😊😊 body 👄 finally 👆 surrenders, I 👥❌ weep, as my 👀😢 school 🎓😑📚🎓 and my ✋🏻😀🕒 city 🌃😜 go 👋👀 under. 😡 I hate 😜 gaming 🎮 laptops.


Hey👋 ladies💁‍♀️ 📷 Would 😍 you 👈 like 👍 to 2️⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ your 👈 own business 👩‍💼💼 from home 🏡 with just ☝ your phone? 📱🤳 Well 🤷‍♀️ you can’t. 😂 Get 👏 a 👏 real 👏 job 👏