Hi! Few things! Blend-O from Content Warning wants to harvest your innards!!

Hi! Few things! RAKE 2 is coming out on digital deluxe (CD key pending) and I want you to... um... TRY IT OUT.

But you have to hurry! *stomp stomp stomp* Oh no! THE BEAST is c*mming... How will we ever stop him??? XD

"I think Nathan should be removed from the top of the Grid 2 leader boards!" screamed THE BEAST.

Perhaps that would be the best solution??? What do you think? *waits patiently*

Hi! Few things! I will pwn you in Resident Evil: Revelations 2: return of the Biohazardous Resident whomst Is EVIL 2: Evil Knows No Bounds 2: Zero 2: 0. Don't @ me or my dad will beat you up in the Chili's parking lot where we had our final dinner with Nathan. >:)

Hi! Few things! 1. The kissy-kissy smoochie char monster has waived his rights and now we can enslave him once more! 'Tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Esco Omarbard. 3. Don't worry -- I have a permit to slice people in half and fill their bodies with salsa. If anything, I'll be the one making sandwiches in the bin =3

But you have to hurry! This is a limited time offer and, for a simple one time payment of 500 billion s#itstains, you can grease my monkey beyond the knickers drawer! That's right--- the very place I store my undergarments can be viewed at long last by the public! *adjusts collar and looks firmly* What do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

Hi! Few things! 1. The king needs your assistance. His daughter has lost her ability to strangle infants and requires your NECK to be her training piece. If you accept, I will mallet-smash your ♥♥♥♥ into 100 trillion shattered fragments. But ye will have the honor of thy king-- NAY! to all of the kingdom you shall be regarded as a hero who DOESN'T eat doo-doo piles. :)

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