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Recent reviews by God Of Meat

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7 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Middle-aged at 25 years old, short-sighted, anemic, brittle-boned, and poverty stricken, I just stabbed a space cop that tried to arrest me for hacking a neighbor's door on a space station. Then I dragged him to my ship, and tried to dump the body out the airlock but I suffocated inside my own spacesuit because there's no O2 pack attached.

GOTY!
Posted 27 January, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
7.4 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
good
Posted 9 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
8.1 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
I didn't know I was waiting for this game, but I was. It brings back the old feelings I remember from playing early text adventures and RPGs in the 80s and 90s. Really knocking the rust off my imagination.
Posted 15 May, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
106.3 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Open music player of your choice.
Put Reggie and the Full Effect - Dwarf Invasion on repeat.
Chill.
Posted 8 December, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
48.9 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Deep state simulator 3000
Posted 9 October, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
9.3 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Help. My dopamine receptors.
Posted 28 August, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
585.9 hrs on record (238.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I am going to lose my job
Posted 18 February, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
10.2 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Feels like a John Wick simulator, only no dogs injured.
Posted 20 July, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
32.6 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
The original GTA from 1997 meets FTL
Posted 22 September, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
15.9 hrs on record
It's an inbreeding simulator that makes you care way too much about fish.
Posted 15 March, 2014.
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