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مرحبًا بالجميع ، اسمي Markiplier ومرحبًا بكم في Five Nights at Freddy's ، وهي لعبة رعب مستقلة اقترحتها يا رفاق ، بشكل جماعي ، ورأيت أنمرحبًا بالجميع ، اسمي Markiplier ومرحبًا بكم في Five Nights at Freddy's ، وهي لعبة رعب مستقلة اقترحتها يا رفاق ، بشكل جماعي ، ورأيت أن

Shocked? Speechless? Its understandable, really. Nobody in this world could comprehend my genius and your reaction just goes to prove that theory.

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