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🐹 ⋆ 🐇 🎀 𝓁𝒶𝒷☯𝓊𝓇 𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝟤🏵𝟣𝟫 🎀 🐇 ⋆ 🐹
問:水滸傳中為何多數人都不好色?
答:至多性無用(智多星吳用)
問:為何魯智深出家會不受寺廟歡迎?
答:……f……u……c……k……(花)和尚,擼至深
問:為何擼片很多都有碼?
答:指鹿(擼)為馬(碼)
今日係我最後一日玩遊戲了, 都係最後一日去 steam。 應為我越玩越唔開心, 玩嚟都係一樣去玩的遊戲系統, 冇乜創新, 又貴又覺得玩嚟玩過一樣嘅嘢都係故仔唔同啫。 所以我今次暫時唔玩, 唔去 steam 90天。 呢個係講拜拜, 90天後見。 可能我90天候我會完全克服嘅遊戲渴望, 把生活煥然一新。 永別了 steam 上交嚟嘅朋友。
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcFb4bNM0Pw&t=29s
南唐後主李煜
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcFb4bNM0Pw&t=29s
南唐後主李煜
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg
https://www.bilibili.com/video/av27049572?from=search&seid=13943700034954621086
Love might be one of the most misunderstood feelings in this world. Yet, it weakens the brain, causes the cheeks to glow, eyes to sparkle and blood pressure to rise.
You know you’re in love if you cannot bring yourself to fall asleep because the reality is finally better than what is in your dreams. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Am I your fire
Your one desire
Yes I know it's too late
But I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
新春快樂 萬事順利
也祝你新年快乐!
祝:新的一年万事如意
我还在等艾达小姐姐
𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼
(哆啦A梦开头主提曲)
骂不醒,你正洗浴我扇你
按洗你,这手毛挤了没干
玩到加拿大
一直没落,要你看看我。
(灌篮高手开头曲)
谁更萌萌哒,抱我么么你。是GAY一个怒难以直视。
(七龙珠主提曲)
周末愉快把空儿送你
http://micnet.blogspot.com/2016/06/guess-the-anime-opening.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OL6Wh56FCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUzLaHRpI8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oypFoCnstx8
https://y.qq.com/n/yqq/song/004cQM2W3JekjB.html
https://y.qq.com/n/yqq/song/00463Psj30sYqR.html
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またおねがいしまーす
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7hYx1cYCdQ