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Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.

My wife, who died of cancer, AIDS, a bullet to the head, and a stab wound suddenly woke up today because this nice homeless man had magical surgery skills, which cured her death and all of her crippled limbs. Jesus himself came down and gave her a Nintendo switch with the new smash brothers game, and a PS4 with call of duty. Then she gave birth instantly to a child who has severe autism and downs syndrome and progeria and now we’re playing the switch! How much karma can we get for everything that happened in the last hour?

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You'd actually have to have a high IQ and be emotional strong to have a body pillow, because not only does it require a high IQ to bring a body pillow a live in your imagination, it also requires a lot of mental and psychological stamina to maintain a happy body pillow since they do require a lot of work to have around and especially if you are storing them in the bed. Furthermore, people who are attached to bodypillows have a high tendency to be multilingual and know complex words like kawaii, watashi and sugoi, which definitely shouldn't be underestimated because their meanings are very subtle so they require an immense amount of intelligence to fully understand and an even higher IQ to use in the everyday life. With this said it is only logical to pay a lot of respect and admire those who keep bodypillows in their room of their mom's basement, everything else would be undeniable irrational and absolutely moronic.

Now that a girl likes me, can you guess what I'm looking forward to?💞💖💕💓💗❤
I'll give you a hint😏
It starts with the letter 'M' and ends in 'arriage' 😍
That's right!😳
A miscarriage 🚼 🚫

How 🦐 many 🦐 shrimps 🦐 do 🦐 you 🦐 have 🦐 to 🦐 eat Before 🦐 you 🦐 make 🦐 your 🦐 skin 🦐 turn 🦐 pink? Eat 🦐 too 🦐 much 🦐 and 🦐 you'll 🦐 get 🦐 sick. Shrimps 🦐 are 🦐 pretty 🦐 rich.

Dps mains are a by-product of society's sexism and homophobia. Because there are men in the world that think if they act in a way that's helpful towards another human being that it automatically makes them subservient to that person. They identify acting that way as being a feminine trait and think the guys who do act that way must be gay or cuckolds. It all stems from insecurity and a narrow minded aggressive mindset. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with being helpful towards people, nor does choosing to heal in a video game necessarily say anything about a person other than their interest in filling a role which will best allow their team to win. That doesn't change the fact that there are a lot of people with a particular mindset that brainlessly lumps healing, subservience, and homosexuality into a big pile together and goes "I ain't doin that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥! Imma play me some McCree then imma go buy me some truck nuts!"

But to say that Spy Kids 3D is simply "influential" is to diminish its true qualities, and so is to describe it simply as "a movie about Spy Kids". The Spy Kids are certainly the main focus the story revolves around, but although the movie never tries to forcedly insert separate subjects it contains an amount of psychological and social subtexts that cannot be overlooked. Considerations on how the social environments changes us, on how moral values appear different from different point of views, on how violence can destroy a human soul, and on how power can corrupt an individual are deeply blended into a story that stays practically always true to complete realism, and the result is a picture of astonishing efficacy and believability.

Spy Kids 3D is one of the few films in which I personally did not find any significant weakness even after many viewings. From the direction, to the acting, to the storyline, to the score, Spy Kids 3D has the word classic written all over, and it really is not much of a surprise that it is now considered by many one of the top five spy movies of all time. Perhaps when it comes to cinematic techniques Spy Kids 3D has not been as revolutionary as The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3D, but its influence on motion pictures is comparable. Rarely a movie has defined or re-defined a genre as much as this one did for "spy movies", but its influence goes well beyond that.

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Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

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As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic *Fathers and Sons.* I'm smirking right now just *imagining* one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I *pity* them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

To be fair, you have to have a *very* high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from *Narodnaya Volya* literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly *appreciate* the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with anniversary Genji. That perfect, curvy dragon blade. Those bountiful shuriken. The projectile-deflecting hips of a literal god. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get anniversary Genji pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up AR-15* my name is Heon but u can call me t3h AmEr1c4n oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very patriotic!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet master race ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch Alex Jones w/ my girlfreind (im straight if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO patriotic!!!! shes American 2 of course but i want 2 meet more American ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! USAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein patriotic again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
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I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

Ever since the age of 9, I've been abused. People would make fun of me for my slightly larger than average muscles. I've had enough of it, and I don't appreciate your comments calling me an idiot. I'm simply requesting that you treat me as a human being. Under that rough outer appearance, I bet there is a nice, healthy, aesthetically pleasing, heavenly blessed beauty. But no beauty will ever make up for a woman with a negative spirit.

i also have acess to ALL THE WAFFLES and im not afraid to use them to MAKE U HAVE FUN AND BE RANDOM LOL. im gonna take ur "boring" comment and give it DOOOOOM and waffles!!! lol no, im gonna make it funny! and im gonna make u as randomz as possibel JUST LIKE ME TEH PENguINZ 0F D0000000M!!! <----Me being veryveryvery randomz again lol!!!!

love and waffles!!

t3h Se4L 0f D00OO00oOm

lol what the tee-hee did u just say about me, u litel wafful?!?! *holds up spork*. i need 2 tell u i am the gr8est spork wielder in invader zim!!! ive joined TOP SECRIT trollz groups in tumblr and the 4cHAns and im like SOOO RANDOM 300 times!!!!!! im trained to be rand0m. its easy, just bE as RAMdoms as posible!!!! im the most ranD0ms of my group lolol!! i can be as raND)m to u as to any other person! i will spork u with the most random WAFFLES the earth and tumblr has ever seen (lol see me being random again?). u think u can be no fun?? lol, ur wrong. As i speak to u over the interwebs (lol i came up with that on my own. RANDOM!!!) im talking w/ my girlfriend (im bi if u dont like it deal w/ it) and shes gonna trace u b/c shes an uber-HAXERZ! were gonna make u have fun, b/c the more the merrier!!!! i can tele anywere bc im random and have 700 special powers (i get that from watching invader zim if u didnt know).

dang. ol' Mega-Lo-Mart done git went got it, and dang ol' boom

lets have sex

my fnaf rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

the finest thing in life, right there

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AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day with these STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES! ✋ 😡I've had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes! 🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST💯 💁of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ discussion without "🚫🙅MEME THIS, MEME THAT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" ✋ 🚫♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP IT ✋✋ 🚫

Happy birthday! I'm noting this message in advance since I'm busy studying these days.

Stop! Good God, man! You almost got the Cheese Touch. The what? The Cheese Touch. Nobody knows when or how, but one day that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop. Nobody knew who it belonged to. Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away. And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day. Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life. Darren touched the cheese! No, I didn't! I just looked at it! Really! Darren had the Cheese Touch! It was worse than nuclear cooties. He became an outcast. The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch was by passing it on to someone else. And so began the Cheese Touch Frenzy. Friend turning on friend. Brother turning on sister. It was madness.

Wee 🚔woo 🚔wee 🚔woo🚔 Halt Pleb , this is the meme police 👮👮👮👮👮 you are under arrest😫😫 , for staying out past 🕐🕑🕒🕒🕓 authentic African 👦🏿 American hours . Don't not resist ✋✋✋✋✋✋

rounded up. :^)

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*safe search button is destoryed by Kerbal Space Program fap rocket* CRAP!! RULE 34!! JUST LEAVE ME THE ♥♥♥♥ ALONE FOR ONCE!! I DON'T LIKE THIS KIND OF STU- *hit on all directions by fandom sex art* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... ♥♥♥♥. ffuuuuapppppp. CRAP! I'M BEING CONVERTED! GOT TO GO CLEAR OUT MY MIND WITH BLEACH!

Rule 34 everyone, does not just apply to fandoms you hate but ALL fandoms. So why are you just picking on us? There are the whovians, the treks, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ even the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheese heads! Or what about the fans of lost, the Powerpuff girls, or the fans of rap or Justin be- wait. Bad example! Nononononononono- *gets blasted by beilievers and their written Justin beiber fantasies* NOT AGAIN!! I HATE YOU RULE THIRT- *treker porn blast* Come on! Just got to click safe search and put it to onnn-

And by saying you have to be autistic to watch the show, you are saying you have to be less social and more creative/intelligent to watch the show. And who is this someone who just served your ass? None other than a brony with mild autism! Oh, the irony! *plays troll song while doing the serving motion* and no, I do NOT clop before you say I am a slut! That is only a small fraction of the fandom. And you know what? Every fandom has the slutters and the fappers.

Why? Because mlp is "manly"? Well tough luck! NEWS FLASH!! Gender roles aren't the law. Neither are stereotypes. And autism causes someone to be much less social and instead transferring that brain power to other parts of the brain like the prefrontal cortex. What the prefrontal cortex do? LOGICAL THINKING, REASONING, AND SUMMED ALL UP, INTELLIGENCE! Albert Einstein (is thought to) had autism and many other intelligent and creative people have autism. So you basicly called us creative and intelligent by saying we have autism.

As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan.

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.