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hey ur cool

Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.

My wife, who died of cancer, AIDS, a bullet to the head, and a stab wound suddenly woke up today because this nice homeless man had magical surgery skills, which cured her death and all of her crippled limbs. Jesus himself came down and gave her a Nintendo switch with the new smash brothers game, and a PS4 with call of duty. Then she gave birth instantly to a child who has severe autism and downs syndrome and progeria and now we’re playing the switch! How much karma can we get for everything that happened in the last hour?