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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 33.0 hrs on record (30.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 2 Jan, 2018 @ 4:20pm

Early Access Review
This game is dumb.

I want to punch trees but instead the trees poop out logs.
I want to get metal but I can't ever find the right rocks to do it.
My boat is cool but I can't actually do anything with it.
I'm in the piratey age of sail but why does no one have guns?
I can put cannons on my boat but I can't place them on the ground where I could actually be useful with them.
Nothing makes sense.
Why are birds so Thiccccccc?

I've played 25 hours for some reason...
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