Recent reviews by StaySalty™

i shoulda let lil bro clean his ear piercings with mouthwash

copied overwatches homework while on fentanyl

imaaaaaaaaaaagine being a whole ass adult encroaching on 40 years old and somebody asks you to play this lovely game and instead of being honest you hide offline and invite a mutual friend to play immediately instead of ever using grown up words to communicate wtf is going on??? needless to say my flabbers are ghasted

I keep playing this to listen to the str8 banger and i never knew i needed a weird gross meat katamari in my life...wait is fish even meat?

IMAGINE hyping this ♥♥♥♥♥ up to somebody i BEEN waiting for this and surely its fun with friends that dont swim in a baby pool and gaslight you ab the way you heard that ♥♥♥♥ worded, abandon you AND say some dumb extra nice ♥♥♥♥ to make it confusing too

this game is good for when im dealing with the reality that people can get away with being insufferable actually horrible but people look past it like its nbd meanwhile giving me hell like im so hard to deal with meanwhile i aint even mean to hurt people but these other people do, just wait til it gets back to youuuuuuu especially when their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can somehow b acceptable

i need fwiends to 100 pewcent achievo awl da games and i cant do it wifout dem pwease hewp

lets just say spending 800 hours trying to befriend insufferable people was NOT worth being gifted this game aint no 800 hours of therapy could even fix me after this experience RIP bozos still playing this

dont play this game with your little cousin and she will grow up to become a two faced hussy whos fond of the smell of rotten eggs and the musical stylings of the inside of a sphincter

cheers to the dude who leaves comments on my ♥♥♥♥ and deletes them you might wanna change your bg3 review to only fun with friends since we know you cant play anything alone without getting bored c: