PleasingFungus
Nicholas Feinberg   Istanbul, Istanbul, Turkey
 
 
Azzy sits in the great tower of Abhorrent, Inc. He’s surrounded by the muffled, maddened ranting and thin, monotonous whining of his executive VPs. He is the demon-sultan of Abhorrent, Inc., whose name no lips dare speak aloud, who gnaws hungrily at the fiend-world in his inconceivable, unlighted boardroom beyond normal time and space. He is nuclear chaos. He scares because he does not care. He non-thinks a thought. He makes an un-gesture.

Mr. Thotep rises and makes his presentation. “We’ve trimmed the ranks again,” he says. “Another few tossed through the portal into the human world.”

Azzy gibbers and bubbles.

“An excellent insight, sir. It’s never enough.”

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Eric 28 Aug, 2016 @ 6:50pm 
You are alive and lucky as hell. Your job is like wrestling, in fact it’s pretty much the same idea. You think about what you need to do and then you do that.
PleasingFungus 26 Apr, 2016 @ 12:16pm 
Jesus Christ.
Eric 26 Apr, 2016 @ 12:39am 
My startup idea: Artorias becomes a stock market expert and uses a shrink ray on George W. Bush (WHO IS AMERICAN IN THIS CANON) and then traps him inside a mason jar. The Wolf of Wall Street.
PleasingFungus 6 Dec, 2015 @ 7:16pm 
PleasingFungus, from #tigirc some years ago.
Elegnaim 6 Dec, 2015 @ 6:41pm 
I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS.
Eric 27 Aug, 2015 @ 7:06pm 
Good