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Soap:
[looking in a mirror] Who's this handsome guy?

[grabs a phone]

Soap:
Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!

you smell

IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE WATCHING

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