I only play quickplay and never played OW and only played TF2 casually and I coud have told you that a week after picking up the game. It's baffling how they inflate the duelist roster and are like "uhhhhh no one is picking heal/tank" and the playerbase will do the catty dumb "well you need to do more to make them 'fun'" (as in not actual tanks) as if it's not dUMBps ego human nature multiplied by devs being dpstards who must make 70% of the roster dpses when given the entire marvel universe to make with
How about just playing a tank you dimwitted numbskull??? you see how you cant kill anyone on the enemy team BEECAUSE THEY HAVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TANKS!!!!
hurrrr duurrrrrr why do more than half of people want to play more than half of the characters in the roster?
Listing every healer and tank in the game is trivial whether I've played them or not, listing every dps I'd be lost, there are so many, they even made Reed identify as a dps like some sort of dumb idiotic tank

That was debunked, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Awesome Salsa used very small doses in a medically regulated environment, and even if he did increase his dose...asking someone about their personal medical conditions is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and violates any HIPPA and other moral writings on the wall. Irrelevant.

To people defaming him, I hope you are enjoying yourselves. Our laws are going to change soon, cyber crime will finally be enforced properly in this nation.

You are a maggot, and Awesome Salsa has done more in his 20s than you will ever do in your entire pathetic life. Go take some painkillers and get back to the trailer with your alcoholic sister.

First couple weeks was great! Bowser and Nikki Minaj werent Eiffel Towering me until I was barely conscious, the characters were normal, military fitted player characters, and everyone was shooting regular bullets out of their guns.
Life was good.

Then the season pass came

All of a sudden the minecraft enderdragon is shooting me with acid and this game turned back into every game before it, complete ass.

All I want in life is a cod like bo2, bo1, mw3, mw2, cod4, waw, with normal characters. None of this tracer bs where Willi Wonka is sliding up my ass filling me with chocolate.
 

I'm not going to cry a f cking river when people who have seen speed runs that's baked into outer wilds are getting banned. I don't give a f ck. They're terrible people. It's not even a question. It's crazy that people don't see it that way. They'd be doing the same thing and how much did they ban? As many as they can. They're not able to ban as many people as Awesome Salsa because they don't have as many mods and as many jannies, but if they did, they'd be doing the same thing.

These people are not your allies. They are not the same as us. They come from an inferior discord that is horrible. It bans people for their identity, and it is directly antithetical to everything The Dungeon values stand for. And it is an inferior discord in all ways. It is that simple. No, I don't feel bad for them. I don't feel sorry for them. I don't care. I don't support them. It's that simple. And I understand that this is a very harsh statement. That's what I think

My favorite thing about the lefty Lui fashion they keep pushing is how openly materialistic it is. This is Daniel spiderman, he cares about fighting crime and his girlfriend. This is Lui spiderman. He likes limited edition shoes (on sale now), hoodies (name brand only please!), identity politics (#Luihistorymonth <3), and listening to the new hip hop album on his apple(r) airpods(tm).
How humiliating must it be to see giant unstoppable corporations declaring you have power and value but purely as a wallet to loot. I genuinely feel bad for the average Lui getting shoveled this propaganda. You live to die over drugs and buy sneakers, now go vote for pearl and shut up.

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking, "damn, I really hope some hot chick just paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talking full-on watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss baby". I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up. I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥. Your little peepee-piss-myself ♥♥♥♥♥. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal. Ma'am, please, you have to crush me.

Not in Pokemon, no, but I like doing fun lore challenges in vidya
I once imagined what Half Life would be like if Gordon had actual human needs so I timed my gameplay and every couple of hours or so no matter the situation I had to find a toilet or someplace to piss and I'd crouch and piss irl to time how long a human would realistically piss for, and I also had to stop by vending machines and stuff to "eat", when I got to Xen I realized a man like that would probably be pretty pent up and have some reasonable urges so I crouched over on one of the dead bodies, I masturbated in real life while I did it which wasn't very hot but I think that added to the experience for me because realistically Gordon wouldn't exactly be in a situation where he has the ability to pick n choose what he fcks and I like to think he felt the same way and the realism made me ♥♥♥ a little easier, I also left the game running in safe areas for about 5-8 hours to sleep ever 12 hours or so.

I like that one a lot thank you

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There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to look in the mirror and ask himself how exactly he got to that place.
You have to truly reflect on the decisions you have made along the path that led you to the place of your final reckoning.

It's still not clear, even to me, why I bought this game.
There's nothing wrong with it, with those nudity scenes it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize how damaged I am.

What prompted me to buy a game like this? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the infinite depths of my own loneliness, I see a pool of reflection. My face is not there, there is no face. There are only tears in that puddle, tears of shame, loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again, I know I would buy it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip the countless window prompts so I could get a single bite of the porn images that are available online.
 

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Is that a heckin Disco Elysium reference? Cringe

There is this philosophy nowadays that any kind of genuine emotion and self-expression is "cringe". The invention of "cringe" killed the human soul. Now people are so obsessed with not being cringe that they have to enjoy things "ironically". Yeah disco is old and flamboyant and it's cheesy, but it is sincere and it sincerely goes hard. Same for 90's/early 2000's edgelord ♥♥♥♥. Sh!t like Coldsteel The Hedgehog is silly but I prefer it over the merciless cringehunters of today

I maintain this is the reason Fast and Furious got so big. Vin isn't embarrassed by his "cringe". He embraces it wholeheartedly and with utmost sincerity. A Catholic man uses a muscle car to save the Pope from a wrecking ball? Based. A man uses drifting to defeat a nuclear submarine? Based. A man flexes his arm so hard it instantly heals and breaks the cast? Based. There's no winking and no nudging. And people from outside the US flock to that, because those people aren't beholden to the spectre of "cringe".

Bro I'm so tired of this dogsh!t. Every debate is like "hur hur this is a mismatchike a h-bomb vs a coughing baby." Dude, the H-Bomb has ZERO feats. People will wank that sh!t to multi-city level by doing pixel scaling of smoke in a picture. That's the most stupidest powerscaling I've ever seen. The baby's marginal IQ and Battle IQ is infinitely superior to 0 IQ.

But okay, let's say someone is there to assist the H-Bomb in going off. Hell, let's give it A WHOLE AIRPLANE TO DROP IT. How many people have actually been killed by an H-Bomb? F!ck!ng. Zero. It has no feats. It could be plankton level for all we know. "but this person said it's the most powerful weapon ever built". Hey DOOFUS, the baby can bench-press Jupiter. Is that true? No. But people can say whatever they want. It doesn't mean anything. Babies are intelligent enough to ask for help, or crawl around. Catch that? They can actually MOVE. ON THEIR OWN. By definition the baby just speedblitzes.

Baby wins low diff NEXT

*AHEM*

CITIZIENS OF KING’S LANDING

YOUR BELOVED PRINCE, AEMOND TARGARYEN, ME, SHALL RULE AS REGENT UNTIL MY “BELOVED” AND “BRAVE” BROTHER, RENOWED FOR HIS WISDOW AND PERFECT MASTERY OF THE VALYRIAN LANGUAGE, RECOVERS FROM HIS INJURIES

AS THE REGENT LORD, THESE WILL BE MY FIRST EDICTS

1)JOCKS, CHAD AND BULLIES SHALL BE PUT ON THE SWORD WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, ESPECIALLY IF OF DARK HAIR AND VERY, *VERY* STRONG FEATURES
2)ALL THE POWER WILL BE GIVEN TO MY *TRUE* BROTHERS: THE SOCIAL REJECTS, THE SHY ONES, THE BULLIED ONE, THE BETAS, THE VIRGINS
3)I TOO, WAS ONCE LIKE YOU. NOW INSTEAD, WE WILL ALL BE AEMOND
4)CROWN-MANDATE WIVES FOR ALL THE MEN ABOVEMENTIONED THAT WILL SERVE IN MY ARMY
5)ANY FORM OF SEXUAL DEGENERACY ASIDE MOMMYDOM FETICISM WILL BE PUNISHED
5)HAVING PARTIES AND SEX OUTSIDE MARRIAGE WILL BE REPLACED WITH COLLECTIVE LECTURES OF THESE ILLUSTRATE YI-TI SCROLLS I ENJOYED READING SINCE THE DAYS I WAS BULLIED BY MY BROTHER AND A COUPLE OF OTHER JOCKS

oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.

May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA

Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, - will enjoy it!
*taps glass*

and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

I just saw endgame, and it was pretty good, but there were a few weird things.

I thought it was strange how the Russo Brothers decided to render Thanos’ erect penis in such vivid detail. The veins were so perfectly done I couldn’t even tell his coc wasn’t real. I went to go see it in 3D too, so all those scenes where he swings were extra vivid. I really didn't know how to process it but I learned some things about my body thats for sure.

Another thing I found weird was when Awesome Salsa broke the fourth wall and gave the audience the Metallica demo since everything else after that has been trash. I did appreciate it, but it would feel more in place in a Deadpool movie.

Overall, it was still excellent, but I think that they definitely need to reconsider some things.

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

DON'T HAVE ANY?

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.

THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A

MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!

REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

>be me
>running late to the theatre
>walk into the kinotorium just as they're dimming the lights
>shout "hey, who turned out the lights? I'm walkin here!"
>whole theater bursts out in laughter
>projectionist flickers the lights in acknowledgement
>get high fives and fist bumps on the way to my seat
>hear salsa girl say "he cute"
>sit down and the girls next to me playfully shoves my shoulder
what are your best theater experiences?

this is the worst profile ever made by the 2k franchise. You cannot play this profile, at any sort of competitive level if you do not buy awesome points right off the bat and upgrade you salsa everyone needs to boycott buying awesome points so they have to make their game playable before they just make all their profit back in the first week of release to micro transactions. 2K you suck big balls and no one likes game developers that do not care for community and see us as dollar signs I wish everyone would stop playing this heaping pile of garbage until it is possible to not have to spend $75 so you can actually make a wide open layup or not be a complete waste of space on the court. Go F yourselves 2K

As a former active duty US Marine and a disabled veteran, I want you to know that when I joined the Marines back in '95 I did so under a strict code of ethics: truth, honor, and justice. This code was inspired by Awesome Salsa. I knew I could never be the person he was, I just wasn't mentally built for it, but it gave me something to strive for. Yes, the character of Awesome Salsa is a fictional one, but it is also one that embodies what the ideal human being, not just American, should strive to be. Awesome Salsa never claimed to be perfect but he tried his best every day to do the right thing no matter what.

For the last 21 years, I've modeled my own moral code after his beliefs. It kept me from becoming the monster that I could have easily become. Thanks to your idiocy and disregard for what an American symbol stood for, you have made it okay to disregard those ideals. It is apparently okay to lie, cheat, steal, and murder because screw it, who cares, right?

This is cope. You are trying to pretend that you're part of a vast group that encompasses all of humanity except for the tiny insignificant amount of people who disagree with you. This is to make yourself feel better about your own ignorant decision to be Amazing Salsa. You're actually just telling yourself that surely you didn't make a mistake because the smartest people in the world have saved you with their miracle Amazing Salsa. You trusted the smartest people! How could you have made a mistake? Ignoring the fact that you never talked to a single scientist or doctor about the Amazing Salsa. You just swallowed whatever propaganda you saw on TV or on the internet. Which is ironic, because you probably believe that's what the Awesome Salsas have done.

Your hostility is just a projection of fear. Fear that you have completely destroyed your Salsa based on a single ignorant decision you made.

As I sit here writing this post, tears streaming down my face, I can't help but feel utterly defeated. Today was supposed to be a monumental day for me in the Outer Wilds. After weeks of mustering up the courage, I finally decided to take on the role of a speed runner. It's something I've always wanted to do, but my anxiety held me back for so long. I accidentally revealed that I was watching a speed running video in discord. Instantly, it was like a switch flipped. The atmosphere of Awesome Salsa changed, and I felt a wave of discomfort wash over me. It quickly escalated into outright harassment. He made crude jokes, questioned my abilities, and ridiculed me relentlessly. The toxicity became too much to bear. Eventually, I was kicked from the discord without warning or explanation. Left alone in the virtual darkness, I couldn't help but feel broken. All I wanted was to enjoy the game, to be in a community. But instead, I found myself cast aside, ostracized simply because of who I am.

EIGHTEEN MINUTES before you types that garbage I went out of my way to explain to you exactly why an accusation of moving the goalposts wouldn't hold up. Because the only alternative would've been for me to list every mechanic way back in my first reply, which would've been asinine.

How does it feel knowing that I read you like a book, tried to help you avoid looking like a awesome salsa by pre-empting your ♥♥♥♥ take, only for you to still blunder into it? I practically spoonfed it to you and you still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

This is how I know you're one of those salsas standing in the fire. If you can't even comprehend simple English on steam of all places, how the ♥♥♥♥ can you be expected to comprehend a mythic raid? It must be like your own personal Vietnam every time the tank pulls and you're suddenly surrounded by flashing lights and big numbers you don't understand.

Has there EVER been a WORSE HOST than Awesome Salsa at The Steam Awards. His opening was that of a less than average person trying too hard to be something which he is not, and never can be. Get rid of Salsa and perhaps replace him with another washed up, but cheap, ABC “talent,” George Slopanopoulos. He would make everybody on stage look bigger, stronger, and more glamorous. Also a really bad politically correct show tonight, and for years - Disjointed, boring, and very unfair. Why don’t they just give The Steam Awards to those that deserve them. Maybe that way their audience and TV ratings will come back from the depths. MAKE AWESOMESALSA GREAT AGAIN!

You have no idea how badly I would want to arrest you all. To smash in your door at 5AM, with a search warrant, drag you out of your bed in your underwear on a cold rainy day, handcuff you and keep you outside on the sidewalk where all of your neighbors can marvel at you while all your belongings are torn apart for evidence. Your boomer neighbors will be disgusted by you, you would be taken to the county jail, booked, then put on trial with your mugshot on all local news channels. We need internet hate speech laws in the US & make it an extraditable offense to any country that is friendly to US. If I had any authority I would use it on disgusting people like you. I'd tighten your cuffs and tell you to shut up.

Perfect example of why awesome deserve salsa. Picture this scenario: one awesome makes a slightly comical meme worthy of a chuckle then another awesome decides to recreate the same meme, highlight the punchline eliminating all subtlety, forcefully making the conversation about them. Me. Me! ME ME ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! NOTICE ME SENPAI! AM I DOING IT RIGHT SENPAI? WILL YOU TAKE THE PLUG OUT NOW? THE ROD IN MY PEEHOLE IS MAKING ME LEAK CUMMIES PLEASE DADDY LOOK AT ME AND WHAT AN AWESOME SALSA I AM!

Some fvvkvng crazy lunatics play this game, no wonder nobody young wants to play it. You awesomes are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEIRD.

If there is no light in your life it's cause you haven't played Outer Wilds

tell me. where is the light in my life? I've been made a fool of in this game for two. where am I supposed to draw my motivation from? my strength to go on? my willingness to support my family and community?

I'm sitting in my car right now about to go back indoors. there's a pile of dirty dishes and several weeks of backlogged paperwork to go through. I'm lost. I am under the surface and I cannot breathe.

so before you give me meaningless platitudes or attempt to get your two cents in - please consider that it means nothing to me. even making this post was too much for the state I'm in right now. I have nothing. it's all gone. if you've ever had a bad relationship - this is that times 100. I'm standing here like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron. everything I thought was real has come crashing down around me. and all I can do is sit here trying to reframe it over and over. to get some context, some closure, so I can adjust my identity and make sure I never, EVER go through this again.

Please see The Marvels in theaters. Multiple times, if possible. Grace Randolph just leaked that if the average gross of Marvel Studios movies for the year drops below a certain figure, they lose special revenue cuts and privileges they negotiated in a contract with AMC Theatres. We might be seeing the end of the “event” MCU theatrical release as we know it if you don’t do your part. Tell your friends. Organize viewing parties to show up opening night. Besides election day, this is the closest you’ll ever get to an Avengers charge at Thanos in real life.

She looks like she one of those girls who when you first meet them is nice but actually a girl like her she's like the girl they're actually when they meet the stranger first time who they're with one of those kinds where they're actually met the type of girl like nice but a girl not they're actually a like her who they first are

You can escape over the new American underground railroad and receive new identities in The Dungeon. Please please be peaceful! as our evac teams can't handle thousands of refugees, only the most fit and able bodied men. This will be a defensive action right now, Awesome Salsa is busy draining the swamp and can't afford to fight a war on two fronts. We have sent instructions to agents embedded in the Canadian police. To show you are one of us, go to a police officer and salute him with both eyes closed and with your left hand, do this twice and nod at the sun and the officer will know what to do. This won't be a handout, you will have to earn your keep after receiving a new identity. You will be employed in the new shadow government strike force team. After Daniel loses the next election(he stole the first one). Awesome Salsa will invade Canada and bring Daniel to justice in front of a military court. Just stand by and stand down for now and wait for the sign.

I gotta share this weird thing that happened in class today. I had this hilarious idea to play the Soviet Union anthem at full volume during our history class. But guess what? No one even cracked a smile. It was like a ghost town in there.

I truely don't get it. Personally I thought the timing was genius because we were covering the Cold War and stuff. But now I'm left wondering what went wrong and why nobody thought it was funny.

I understand that comedy is subjective and not everyone is into this dark/edgy type of humor but it was honestly mind-boggling to see how nobody seemed to understand the punchline.

Ray Maxscape7 w. ♥♥♥♥ outlaw, cringe spec

why is every single rogue a f king outmeme le pirate roughe ebin eyepatch yarrrr me hearties bones-rolling ♥♥♥♥???EVERY SINGLE ONE. dont see any other rogues, just LE EBIG POIRATE ARRRRR. im so SICK OF THEM. EVERYWHERE I GO. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outmemes and their saber slashes making that *shink* sound. and dice popping all over the place so they can get their meme buffs. and then suddenly LE PISTOL SHOT FROM 1000 YARDS AWAY LOL STUNNED FOREVER EBIN!!!!! LE PISTOLERO!!!!!! ARRRRRR I BE A PIRATE!!!!!! RUN YE SCURVY DOGS THROUGH FOR HALF YE HEALTH POOL YARRRR *grappling hooks behind you* NOTHIN PERSONELL YE LANDLUBBER

are rogues just in such a terible place SO they're forced into THE LITERAL REDDDIT SPEC? is outmeme doing more dps than the other specs? or is it just the YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF LE RUM YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE I ARE A PIRATE SWAB LE POOPDECK MATIES UPBOATS ON THE PORTSIDE BATTEN LE HATCHES XDD ARRR LE PIRATE YARR HAR LE SHARKS IN LE WATER LE SCURVY JOLLY ROGER AR THE SEAS BE CHOPY

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

awesome salsa doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the awesome salsa turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

awesome salsa reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....

Send to all awesome salsa all over the globe! Created by: engineering students Of CIT

Meet with therapist yesterday. I told her I'm starting to really disassociate from people and reality. I start describing to her NPC mentality, and how most of my interactions with people are surface level at best, with my perception of the world being almost as if everyone but me and a few others are just doing pre-programmed interactions. Suddenly, she starts furiously writing something down on her notepad. I start backpedaling, saying i dont LITERALLY think i'm in a video game, just that my day-to-day interactions are similar. She starts writing more and I freak out. I start yelling, saying I was sorry.

How screwed am I? Be honest.

Great acting by the way. Loved your performance. You are kenough.

What is your Dark Souls build?

Doesn't even know what genre of game Outer Wilds is

To all the Awesome Salsa haters,

When we say "What is your Dark Souls build" we're not literally asking about your dark souls build. What we're saying is "What do you have to offer us that Awesome Salsa doesn't offer"
I want wheat thins, Awesome Salsa has hundreds of wheat thins.
I want steam levels, Awesome Salsa has more marketplace cash than I could ever spend in a lifetime on steam levels.
I want a nice action adventure game, Awesome Salsa owns Outer Wilds
I want nice metal hardcore bands, Awesome Salsa has 33 luxury metal hardcore bands.
Awesome Salsa has everything I could ever want, and he started The Dungeon to help people like me.
He could have just sat back, enjoyed his millions, and done whatever he wanted to benefit himself.
But instead he chose to help people like me, and in doing so became one of the most hated men in the world.
Most people would have given up due to the harassment but he continues to fight

So I'll ask one more time, what is your Dark Souls build?

I am intj
Recently became christchad
I am doomer, former zoomer but am considering becoming a boomer
I like classical music and blues and 80s rock but i do have a doomer playlist that i keep updated
I am anti-nintendo (hate kiddy games)
I am anti-weeb
I am anti-coomer
I am mature for my age
i am what i would call "beyond intelligent"
My favorite games are stalker and fallout new vegas
Proud nofapper for 2 years
Love hyperborea stuff, makes me wish for better days
I read up on philosophy, fortifying my mind
I think hobbies that have to do with the arts is for absolute children hence why all artists of the modern era are on twitter. Thankfully ai is going to make them snuff themselves out very soon and i will laugh maniacally when that happens
I also avoid social media like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plague
Family thinks i'm "weird"

And now everyone thinks I am a 'outcast' for these things. I hate our modern world.

The race of my next dnd character is going to be a neon.

This is a priest skill called Power Infusion. It gives a chosen ally 25% haste for 20 seconds, buffing their damage, healing and cast speed. The priest can use it on themselves if they choose.

It is the only skill of its kind in the game, and is limited to one class. It is neither required nor ridiculously strong, just an upside of bringing a priest.

Power infusion absolutely mindbreaks Wowbucks and turns them into a seething mess. They have done nothing but rabidly complain to get it removed, request it be changed, and try to convince everyone that having a buff skill is the worst thing to ever happen.

This sentiment is echoed by their streamers, community pillars, and top raiders. They're seething so much over it even the guy writing newbie guides over at Icy-Veins couldn't resist writing a little passive aggressive remark about how Power Infusion is causing community issues in the skill description.

It's been 2 years of spiteful meltdowns over how no-one deserves the buff.

I don't want to make a mockery of the field of medicine but "general practitioners" are useless. I had farts problems for most of my adult life so far. I fart so much the entire back side of my balls is stained with a thick layer of brown from the farts. I ask the doctor for help and what does he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tell me. He tells me:
>Eat less
Explained I haven't weighed under 380 lbs since I was 18 and it's impossible for me
>It's a hygiene issue, you need to wipe the feces from them
What so I'm meant to wipe the back of my balls every time I fart? Also it's not feces. I'm not ♥♥♥♥:ng stupid. It's farts stains.
>It's not something I can help you with
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Pointless. We have brains transplants and pills to get red of pain. And you're telling me there's no farts reduction surgery or farts pill.

This is when I start mistrusting doctors.

yes, there he is officer! the mentally ill man! he's refusing to take his meds! that man, right there! the one not harming anyone! he talked in a way that upset Corporate!!!! he refuses to wear his Corporate barcode!!!! he isn't wearing Corporate-approved attire!!!! he took a non-Corporate-approved drug!!!! his voice isn't within the Corporate-approved amplitude!!! he refuses to eat bug meat officer!!!!!! he's reading food labels and researching the ingredients officer!!!!! he smokes cigarettes even though vaping has caused 0 deaths in history officer!!!!! make him eat his meds!!!! officer you need to stop this madman, he thinks humans evolved to go without food for more than 4 hours!!!! officer he refuses to buy a car, he refuses to pay for his insurance, tax, fuel, break pads, oil, break fluid, lighter fluid, screenwash fluid, ball joints, ball bearings, tires, breakdown cover, legal cover, he refuses to pay fines for driving over 5kph officer!!! arrest this man NOW!!! NOW!! NOW!

Congrats on level 70!

my brain broke recently and it’s ruining my ability to find people attractive or jerk off. as soon as I look at a human face i’m just imagining all the veins and muscles and bone joints and their gross swivelling eyes connected by big root looking fat gross stems to a smelly mushy brain. like biological organisms are objectively nightmarish organic machine things except where robots are clean and sleek all the functions of the machine have been formed by stinking bendy flesh and gross little mandibles and wet organs. i seriously can’t even look in the mirror now without having a panic attack over how lovecraftian and vile I am, I hate being this spindly flesh spasm. yeah the chemicals in my brain make me find her “symmetry” attractive until I realize it’s a porous piglike mesh stretched over a skeleton and all the reeking chaotic ♥♥♥♥ inside it. i haven’t jerked off in 2 weeks because of this and feel like i’m going to explode, i can’t stand being like this anymore.

I don't think any of you understand the enormity of elves living for a thousand years. Most people have a crisis at 30 because their youth is suddenly gone, and another one at 40 when they realize they're very quickly decaying and dying.

there isn't a single person left alive who stormed hitler's bunker in ww2. there are still over a million ww2 vets alive, but obviously young men weren't on the front lines during the siege of berlin because of how critical of an operation it was. the last bunker vet died in 2015 at 102 he outlived most of his comrades by 30+ years.

this is precisely why elves being orced is the ultimate in sexual ownership. picture that you live an enormous lifetime to the age of 120, witnessing and savoring all the world has to offer, only you still have another 500 years before you start to slow down.

and what do you do with those years? go put on a sling bikini and let a lowly smelly orc have his way with you. truly the thinking man's fetish

It sucks bros. I'm only 6'3 with a 395x10 bench press and I'm constantly getting mocked as a manlet. My dad is normal height (6'9) but my mom is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ short (6'1) and that's where I get my stunt from. I wish my dad had married someone taller. It's especially bad because my brother and sister somehow both lucked out and got the tallness (7'1 each) so they and their other normal sized friends pick on me relentlessly.

Sometimes I secretly go to Small and Short stores to walk around the 5'11 and 6'0 midges just to make myself feel normal sized but last time I did this super hot 6'4 girl saw me walking out and thought I was actually shopping there and started making fun of me so I don't even have that anymore. What did I do wrong in my former life to deserve this?