I only play quickplay and never played OW and only played TF2 casually and I coud have told you that a week after picking up the game. It's baffling how they inflate the duelist roster and are like "uhhhhh no one is picking heal/tank" and the playerbase will do the catty dumb "well you need to do more to make them 'fun'" (as in not actual tanks) as if it's not dUMBps ego human nature multiplied by devs being dpstards who must make 70% of the roster dpses when given the entire marvel universe to make with
How about just playing a tank you dimwitted numbskull??? you see how you cant kill anyone on the enemy team BEECAUSE THEY HAVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TANKS!!!!
hurrrr duurrrrrr why do more than half of people want to play more than half of the characters in the roster?
Listing every healer and tank in the game is trivial whether I've played them or not, listing every dps I'd be lost, there are so many, they even made Reed identify as a dps like some sort of dumb idiotic tank

That was debunked, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Awesome Salsa used very small doses in a medically regulated environment, and even if he did increase his dose...asking someone about their personal medical conditions is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and violates any HIPPA and other moral writings on the wall. Irrelevant.

To people defaming him, I hope you are enjoying yourselves. Our laws are going to change soon, cyber crime will finally be enforced properly in this nation.

You are a maggot, and Awesome Salsa has done more in his 20s than you will ever do in your entire pathetic life. Go take some painkillers and get back to the trailer with your alcoholic sister.

First couple weeks was great! Bowser and Nikki Minaj werent Eiffel Towering me until I was barely conscious, the characters were normal, military fitted player characters, and everyone was shooting regular bullets out of their guns.
Life was good.

Then the season pass came

All of a sudden the minecraft enderdragon is shooting me with acid and this game turned back into every game before it, complete ass.

All I want in life is a cod like bo2, bo1, mw3, mw2, cod4, waw, with normal characters. None of this tracer bs where Willi Wonka is sliding up my ass filling me with chocolate.
 

I'm not going to cry a f cking river when people who have seen speed runs that's baked into outer wilds are getting banned. I don't give a f ck. They're terrible people. It's not even a question. It's crazy that people don't see it that way. They'd be doing the same thing and how much did they ban? As many as they can. They're not able to ban as many people as Awesome Salsa because they don't have as many mods and as many jannies, but if they did, they'd be doing the same thing.

These people are not your allies. They are not the same as us. They come from an inferior discord that is horrible. It bans people for their identity, and it is directly antithetical to everything The Dungeon values stand for. And it is an inferior discord in all ways. It is that simple. No, I don't feel bad for them. I don't feel sorry for them. I don't care. I don't support them. It's that simple. And I understand that this is a very harsh statement. That's what I think

My favorite thing about the lefty Lui fashion they keep pushing is how openly materialistic it is. This is Daniel spiderman, he cares about fighting crime and his girlfriend. This is Lui spiderman. He likes limited edition shoes (on sale now), hoodies (name brand only please!), identity politics (#Luihistorymonth <3), and listening to the new hip hop album on his apple(r) airpods(tm).
How humiliating must it be to see giant unstoppable corporations declaring you have power and value but purely as a wallet to loot. I genuinely feel bad for the average Lui getting shoveled this propaganda. You live to die over drugs and buy sneakers, now go vote for pearl and shut up.

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking, "damn, I really hope some hot chick just paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talking full-on watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss baby". I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up. I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥. Your little peepee-piss-myself ♥♥♥♥♥. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal. Ma'am, please, you have to crush me.